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7 Months Ago | 21 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

10 Months Ago | 2 shares | By himanshu dhbana # 8821

On a wall in a ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere.
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ten just below it: I do not.

10 Months Ago | 14 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De..??

Lady: Le, Ye Le

Payal Le,

Jhumke Le,

Chudi Le,

Chain Le,

Long Le,

Sab Le Le.

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Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte..:@ :/

Daaku:- sorry yaar

tu to Emotional ho Gayi...

One Year Ago | 8 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Lalia Majnu Ko Dhokha De Deti Hai.
Majnu : Tune Dil Jalake Mera Uske Raakh Kar Diya.
Lalia : Teri Ye Kurbani Bekar Nhi Jayegi
Ghar Bhaj Dena Raakh,
Bartan Saff Karne K Kam Aayaga.

One Year Ago | 16 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e:

"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga" .

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Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­

"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

One Year Ago | 15 shares | By Shardesh Agrawal # 1405

Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.

GF :- Wo kyun ?

Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.

GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teachar: Whats Full Form Of M.A.T.H.S....??

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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi....

One Year Ago | 27 shares | By 9799559922 # 153

Boy-Tum ladkiya inti sunder kyo hoti ho?
Girl-Kyonki GOD ne hume apne hath se banaya h.
Boy- Kamini bol to ese rahi h jese k humko net se download kiya h.

One Year Ago | 15 shares | By Shardesh Agrawal # 1405

Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua
Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Foreigner,

"India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"

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smarts answer by our santa

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Santa:

"Before 8 p.m. Kashmir, After 8 p.m.- Whiskey Key Glass Mein !

One Year Ago | 15 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,

Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,

Raste me chiti ne kha

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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na

Dad Ne Dekh Liya

To Bawal Ho Jayega".

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By Ruby Ruby # 508

Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko khany k lye dia

Wife: Aap ne apne lye Q nhi lia?

Husband:

mein to wese hi kham0sh reh sakta hon

2 Years Ago | 24 shares | By prabhat pandey # 3301

1 admi ka mobile toilet me gir gya tbhi toilet devi prakat hui ar 1 golden color ka mobile usey deney lagi.
tab vo admi bola ki nhi mera mobile soney ka nhi tha
devi ; abey gadhey dho ley isey ye tera hi hai

2 Years Ago | 16 shares | By uday sehgal # 8820

Teacher : A. B. C sunao
Pappu :A . B . C

Teacher:Aur sunao

Pappu :Aur Allah ka shukar hai, sub theek thaak hai.
Aap sunao...???

2 Years Ago | 10 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa: Preeto,

why do u luv a rose tht dies in a day,

but

don't luv me who dies for u everyday

Preeto:Haye ve Santeya!

Haye main marja!!

Kutteya,enni angreji=D

2 Years Ago | 10 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek dukhi pati apni patni se bola :

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mei khayal aata hai,

Ke zindagi teri zulfoon ki ghani chhaon me kat jaye.

Toh

'Home Loan' lene ki zarorat hi na pade....

2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: don gi :)

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Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,

Numbr vmbr rehne do,

Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)

Uffff "Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai "

2 Years Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao

wo konc Chiz h jo tum Roz Dekh Skte hopr Tod nhi skte?

HUSBAND- Mai nhi btaunga.

WIFE- Bolo na plz.

HUBY- Tera MUH.. xD

2 Years Ago | 19 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Boy: Tumhara Naam
Kya H?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass
Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi
Naam Se Bulaogi.

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.
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Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge.
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Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
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Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi

3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By ocean singh # 8801

madm children se poochti hai 'batao sabse zyada barish kaha par girti hai ' ek bacha thodi der sochne ke baad kehta hai 'mam zameen par'.

3 Years Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota,

baarish ho jaati.

Ek din dhoop nikli.

Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya

aur

dukaan se surf lene gaya.

Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garazne lage.

Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola

"kidhar..???

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mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Principal: what u want to becom in future?

Student: After studyin MBBS, I want to join Police force n gt good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor..

Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name?

Student: Rajnikant!!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dedicated 2 0l Girls:
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"Apki kahani humari zubani"
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Apke pas dimag hai,
chalta ni alag bat hai.
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Ap smart hai,
k0i manta ni hai alag bat hai.
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Ap sareef hai,
lagta ni alag bat hai.
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
k0i karta ni alag bat hai.

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

B0y- hey, i l0ve u,

meri gf ban0gi..?

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Grl- hmmmm!

Apna numbr de d0,

jab current bf se break-up h0ga

t0 miss call kr dungi...

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par

Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,

Aur

Soch Raha Tha Ki

Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi. =D =))

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By arun kumar # 1928

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By kamal vir # 8766

santa; kal mittra ne kudiya de college di bus rok layi..
banta ; fer..?

santa.......fer ki apa kiha shabeel laggi aa pani pee k jaeo

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Height of Blackmail:

A Beggar sitting on the road with a board that says.,

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"Give me some Money

otherwise

I will Vote for Congress again

and

make you to sit near me

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