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7 Days Ago | 23 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hsband- Ji krta h k

tumhari zulfo Me kho Jau

Tumhari ankho Me bus Jau

Tumhari baho Me jhool Jau.

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wife- DEVANAND hi rahoge

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kabhi IMRAN HASHMi Bhi Bnoge...!

28 Days Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife to drunk husband: From now on,

if ur lips touch liquor

u will never touch my lips

Husband: awwww??

Wife: Now What r u thinking??

Husband: deciding,

18yr old Scotch

or

42yr old lips?

7 Months Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife :

It's my bad luck day I married you !

Otherwise

Lots of Smart Boys were interested in me :/

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Husband :

Of course

they Must Be Smart :

thats whY they Escaped from You

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,

Neend sukoon se aati hai,

Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,

Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi.

Aisa kiyon hai ?

Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aap ki zindagi may
Vitamin "she'' ki kami hai...

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Man outside phone booth :

Excuse me !!

You are holding the phone since 20 mins.

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haven't spoken a word..

Man inside - Sir

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I'm talking to my wife :D =D =))

Topic over.

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By shaikh imad # 3290

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya?

Bnta-Liya Nai..

Gf Ka Uthaya H

Snta-Q?

Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K

Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate..

Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

True love:

Baba :- beta tujh par chudail ka saya hai

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Ladka :- baba me thappad mar dena

agar

meri gf k bare me kuch kha to...

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume

Interviewer: Can u tell me

in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?

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Santa: In searching JOBS!

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

2 Aurton ko 20 saal Qaidki saza mili.

20 saal tak jail me 1 he kamre me rehne ke bad

2no ne riha hone pe kaha. .

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Chal baki Batyn phone pe kryn ge. . .:D:P

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A Nurse Fell In Luv With A Doctor

But

the Nurse Spent Most Of the Time In D Medical Store Y?

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Only D Medical Boy Could Read Doctor's Luv Letter!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Maths questn:

'x' married 'z' twice his age, left her

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now married 'y' 1/2 his age.

Wat's d age of 'x'?

Student wrote:

I don't know the answer,

but

'x' is surely

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SAIF ALI KHAN!!

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

4 boys on bike...
Police:- triple riding is
banned aur tum 4 baithe
ho??
Boys shocked...
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look behind..
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and says:- saalo 5wa kaha
gir gya...??

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

PM to Secretary- Jab se me PM Bana Hu

Meri Maa ko Hichki Bahut Aati Hai.

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Secretary- Actualy Sir,

Petrol ke daam badhne se

Log Aapki Maa Ko Bahut Yaad Karte Hai.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dedicated 2 0l Girls:
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"Apki kahani humari zubani"
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Apke pas dimag hai,
chalta ni alag bat hai.
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Ap smart hai,
k0i manta ni hai alag bat hai.
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Ap sareef hai,
lagta ni alag bat hai.
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
k0i karta ni alag bat hai.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shaikh imad # 3290

Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?
Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab!
Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Naukar- Sahab,

aap ka kutta to bilkul Aadmi jaisa lagta hai,

kya khilate ho?

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Malik- Nalayak,

wo kutta nahi

mera beta hai.

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Engineering kar raha hai

aur

aaj- kal Exams chal rahe

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By vishwas123 poojary # 3293

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ashish p # 8707

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children.
The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?"
"Not if I can help it," replied the woman.

4 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek shayar garibi se tang aakar daku ban gaya..

daketi karne bank gaya

or

kaha..

Arz kiya hai..

"taqdeer me jo hai wahi milega,

hands up..

koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..." .

phir cashier se kaha..

kuch khawab meri aankho se nikal do,

jo kuch bhi hai jaldi se is bag me dal do..

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Boy to his gf : u knw what??

Aaj mene blackberry liya :))

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Gf : ohh woow

mere dad bhi aaj yellow mango layee the :))

badaa maza aaya khake :p

MORAL : Aur Phansao GOVT Colg ki Larkian

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Judge-Na Jane Kyu

Mujhe Tumhari Shakl Jani Pahchani Si Lag Rahi Hai!

Mujrim-Huzoor!

Main Reshma Bai Ke Kothe Me Tabla Bajata Hu.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

SANTA, your son is Dead..

Hearing this bad news Santa jumps from 50th floor

35 flr:

He realizes- i don't have son

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20 flr-

i am not married &

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3rd flr-

SHIT i am Banta. :p

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek aurat coma main chali
gai . . .
Pati murda samjh kr jalane
chala ....
Raste main arthi khambe se
takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya...
1 saal bad aurat sach main mar
gai . . .

Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai
bolty ja rahe thy
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Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi

KHAMBA BACHA ke. ..

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By arun kumar # 1928

Santa ko uski Girl Friend ne sms kiya....
"I Miss Your"

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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnaka Dimag Lagaya,
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.aur Do Ghantea Baad Reply Bheha........."I Mr. You........

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girlfriend : Do you think I am Fat ?.

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Dhondu : No Baby :)

You have just become

My Teddy Bear from Barbie doll :P

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach,
Amrican:R U Relaxing?
Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,
Anothr Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh
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Left Tht Place In Anger.
Then Santa Asks 1 American,
R U Relaxing?
American:Yes
Santa Slaps Him & Says,
"Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund h or tu yaha pada h

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dr: Which soap do u use?

Santa: Bajrang da soap,

DR: paste ?

Santa: Bajrang da paste,

DR: shampooo?

Santa: Bajrang da shampoo

Dr: Is Bajrang an international company?

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Santa: No..

Bajrang is my room mate,.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Aunty: Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho.

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Beta: Haan aunty,

aur koi option hi nai tha

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Obama to White House staff:-

"Just received a call from India.

Guy on the other side was totally silent !"

"Wonder who it might be !"

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