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18 Days Ago | 43 shares | By Deepak # 44

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

20 Days Ago | 22 shares | By Neeraj # 38

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

4 Months Ago | 20 shares | By Amar # 68

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))

7 Months Ago | 18 shares | By Shiba # 78

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina padhe so gaya …..

One Year Ago | 29 shares | By Prabhjot # 91

New weddings Style
Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forgeT To Tag Me!;-)

One Year Ago | 24 shares | By Reena # 37

Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…

One Year Ago | 8 shares | By Barun # 65

If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

One Year Ago | 25 shares | By Abhishek # 86

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

2 Years Ago | 20 shares | By Awadhesh # 99

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Agha # 109

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.

'Why is your stomach so big?' – he asks.
'I´m having a baby.' – she replies.
'Is the baby in your stomach?' – he asks, with his big eyes.
'Yes, it is' – she says.
'Is it a good baby?' – he asks, with a puzzled look.
'Oh, yes. A really good baby.' – the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: 'Then why did you eat him?'

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Meenakshi # 126

Hum Ek Baar Jite Hai Aur Ek Baar Marte Hai..
Shadi Bhi Ek Baar Hoti hai....
But Flirt Apne Talent Pe Depend Karta Hai.......
Bhaisaab...>=) :p =)) =D X_X B-)

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By # 120

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi kumar # 1077

Pandit bolyo: dulha dulhan the kyun jaghdo karo ho,
The dono jeevan gadi ke do pahiya ho ,
Ab chain se apni jeevan gadi kheecho,
Dulha: Re pandit tharo to dimag hi kharab ho gayo ho,
Arey je gadi mein ek pahiya cycle ko ho,
Dusro tractor ka ho to gadi kaiyan chalegi !!

3 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Sumit Sain # 8882

Ek Bar Pappu Interview ke liye jata hai....
Boss - Aisi kaun se chij hai, jisme to pahiye hote hain?
Pappu - Cycle
Boss - Nahi, Hero Cycle.
Boss - Accha ek or chij batao, aise kaun si chiz hai, jisme chaar pahiye hote hain?
Pappu- Car?
Boss - Nahi, Honda Car.
Pappu - Ab mein ek question puchu kya aapse?
Boss - Yes,
Pappu - Aise kaun se chij hai, Jo Safed Gole ke ander Kale gole jese lagti hai?
Boss - Aankh?
Pappu - Nahi, Saale.....Teriiii Maaaaa Ki Aankhhhh....

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