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7 Months Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

HUS: kal raat mene sapna dekha
WIFE: kya?
HUS: Tumhe koi utha le jaraha he
WIFE: fir aapne kya kiya?
HUS: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me

10 Months Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A husbands version:

My wife is like "Terms & conditions" of a Website !

I never understand what she says

but

I always accept !!

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Evolution of man :

Shadi se pehle :hero no. 1
Shadi k baad : coolie no. 1

Shadi se pehle : maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye maine kya kiya ??

Shadi se pehle : Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad : jaan mat khao

Shadi se pehle : tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad : tum ko saha na jae

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa 2 a girl: Aao Sohneo Saade dil de ander lang aao.
Girl: Jutti Utaran?
Santa: Na ji aive hi lang aao, appan kehda Akand Path rakhya.?

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.

SANTA : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

2 Years Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Doctor To Santa:

Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..

Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya

Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sharma: Yaar mere Baal bhot Gir Rahe hain.
Varma: par kaise ?
Sharma: Tension Se.
Varma: kis baat ki Tension?
Sharma: Baal girne ki.

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ravan=Bhiksha de do

Lady=Ye lo

Ravan=Ha ha ha..
Main bhikshuk nahi Ravan hu.

Lady=Main bhi Sita nahi Rakhi sawant hu...

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Boy: Tumhara naam kya hai?

Girl: Kyun btau? mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!

Boy: Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni ferari mein betha raha hun!

Girl: Neha, B.com 2nd Yr

Wo samne wali gali me right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/B,

Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain,

Tution timings 6-8.

3 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teacher: Batao Pankha Male Hai Ya Female?



SANTA: Agar KHAITAN Ka Hai To Male Aur USHA Ka Hai To Female Hoga.

3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Banta:aj party kis khusi me?
Santa:meri scooter kho gayi
Banta:to


Santa:shukar mano me us par nai baitha tha warna me b gum ho jata.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Sanjay # 22

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone)..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

santa to banta:
agr tumhe tabele me bhense gin ni ho to kaise ginoge???

banta:very simple,



unke singh ginke use 2 se divide kar dunga.

4 Years Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ladka: Kaha Ja rahi ho janeman..
LADKI: Besaram Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behan Nahi He Kya?
LADKA: Pata Nahi Aaj Mai To Subah Hi Ghar Se Nikal Gaya

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dukh Na Dena Mere DOST Ko.

Mujhe Chahay SUKH Ki bahaar Dedo..!

Ghoome New CYCLE Pe DOST Mera..

Mujhe Bhalay Hi Purani Si MERCEDES
CAR Dedo..!

Bhooka Na Rakhna Mere DOST Ko Khane Ko Taazi DAAL Dedo,

Mujhe Bhalay Hi Kal Ka liay Pizza
Hut,mcdonalds, Hardees

AUR..
DEW Ka Sirf 1 Glass Dedo..!!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Pati = Tere Baap ki Ungli karne ki aadat gayi nahi ? :@

Biwi = Kyu ,

ab kya hua ? :o

Pati = Aaj phir se pooch rahe the...

"Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na"

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?

After few min



Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai....

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Height of Kuch Bhi
Teacher:Agr 1 aam ki ped pr 10
kele lage h, or un me se 7
amrood tod liye to kitne angur
bache?
Student:Sir 9 Hathi
Teacher:Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?
Student:Sir Qki me aaj lunch
me gobhi ki sabzi laya hu

Moral of the Story: Roz brush karo
warna petrol mehnga ho jayega..!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sister : where does all the rain water go?
Brother (irritated) : it goes to my head
Sister : now i know why you always have a running nose

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A Very Emotional Lines :
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Maine"Maa"Se Pucha,
"Kab Tak Meri Fikar Me is Tarah
Raton ko jagti Rahogi?"
"Maa"Ne Pyar se Mera Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha: "Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maa se
Rat ko Phone pe Bat karna nahi
Chodega...
Moral : MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!! ;)

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Amul ghee ki Ad. ke liye Rajpal Yadav ko sign karne gaye...

Rajpal:- isme to Sunny Deol ko lena chahiye

Director:- wo toh hain he ..!

Rajpal:- to mujhe kyun?

Director:- nakli ghee ka asar dikhane k liye!

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teacher: Acha insan wo hi h wo dusro k kaam
aye Aman: Par madam,
exam mein na aap
humare kaam aati h
aur na hi kisi aur ko
aane deti h.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Papu 2 Papa- Papa Ye Star Log Jab Mandir Ate hai Tab Kala CHashma Kyu Pehnte hai
Papa- Kahi Bhagwan Unhe pehchan k Autograph na Mangle..!!

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girl : Kya Aapne Meri Judwa Behan ko kahi dekha hai?

Santa : Nahi Abhi tak to nahi dekha,Ha!par wo kis ke jaisi dikhti hai?

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girl1:I am in love
Girl2:who is he??
Girl3:how does he look?
Girl4:wat color?
Girl5:how tall is he??
Girl6:wat is he doing?
Girl7:who r his frnds?
Girl8:total wealth?
Aftr full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad
guy
Girl1: OK.
Same situation
Boy1: I am in love
ALL Boys: Bhai Party

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Doc or MBA mar jate h
Yamraj:
dr. ko 11 or MBA ko 9 saal NARAK ki saja
Doc:muje 2saal jada kyon
YAMRAJ:
ye MBA. Karke nark bhog chuka h

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Tumhe Biwi pasand hay Ya Sharaab
Santa: Sharab
Banta: Q?
Santa: Jab biwi marte hay to Shrab se kuch mahsus nhi hota

4 Years Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Chintu ne bled se grlfrnd ka naam apne haath parlikha
Aur
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga,
Uska dost: Q ro rha ho?
Chintu:Abey,purani wali ka likh dia..

4 Years Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girl-Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nhi Kiya,Kiss Karona
Santa-Nhi
Girl-Q Nahi?
Santa-Baoji ne Kaha He Aurato K Muh Nhi Lagana Chahiye..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife:Our servant
has stolen the
silver spoon.
Husband:Which one?
Wife:one which we stole from hotel.

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