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3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa:Roz mere sapne me 1 ladki scooter le k ati he,aaj nehi ayi.
Banta:Scoter Punchar ho gaya hoga

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas gaya

aur

bola

"mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu",

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Ladki boli : "to hamari dushmani kab thi BHAAIIIYYAA"

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho

usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?

Santa: Hindi me THAKUR

aur

English me HANDS FREE.!

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Chemistry at it's PeAk....

Teacher: What happen when Carbon monoXide react with 2 molecules of Iron? .

Student: Coffee.

Teacher: How??????

Student: Co+2Fe = COFFEE.

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

ladkiwale-hame aisa ladka chaiye jo kuch khata pita nahi ho.
pandit-aisa ladka to ICU me milega

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

College me student Notice Board ko dekh kar Ro Q rahe the??


Guess..


Are Woha likha tha
EXAM Suru

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Agar 25 rupaya me PAAV BHAJI milta hai to 100 rupaya me kya milega..


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Santa- Poori BHAJI..

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Boss:mere liye 1 aisa mirror lao jisme mera face achha se dikhai de Santa:Boss Nehi mila me sab dukan gay par sab me mera hi face dikhai dia

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Mum.Studnt:Exam thik tha
UP st:Exam badhiya tha
Delhi st:Exam ko mar goli,bagalwali ladki pat gayi..

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dr.ne Santa se kha
"pani ko boil kr k pya kro"

Santa ne Dr. ko bahut mara ur bola
"Bewakuf etni garmi mai kehta hai k boil pani piyo".

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Nirmal baba akhirkar dukhi hokar shiv ji k pas gaye

bole sare bhakt piche pade h,

shiv-beta kbhi jail gye ho.

Baba-nhi.

Shiv ji-jail hokar aao.

Kripa aani suru ho jayegi...

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Police:Wada Karo Aage Se Jeb Nhi Katoge

Chor:Mai Wada Karta Hu Ab Aage Se Nhi Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dukaandar:Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega


SANTA:Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi Likhnewala PEN chahiye.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa to Shopkeeper: Tumne Mere Naukar Se Badtamizi Ki.
Shopkeeper: Sorry Sir, Ab Se Aapka Kutta Bhi Aayega To Hum Samjhenge Ki Aap Aaye Hai

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

2 Ladkia Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi

To Pas Me Se 1 sharabi Guzra.

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1st Girl: Ye shrabi Tera Bf

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2nd: Ni Tera BF

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1st: Tera

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2nd: Tera

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Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dipu-Tum mere paise kab tak lauta doge?
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[email protected] kyo punChhte ho?
Me kya jyotishi hun...

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By anmol arora # 147

Operation k bad patient bola: "doctor saheb Kya ab me ROG MUKT hu..?"
Samne se Jawab mila: "Beta,doctor saheb to niche reh gye,
me to CHITRAGUPT hun

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Snta Riksha Lekr Road pr Khada Tha
1 Admi Ne Puncha:Bhai Bus Stend Chaloge
Snta:Me to chala jaaungalekin mere Rickshy ka kon khyal Rakhega

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha

aur

paper hard tha

cheating nahi karne de raha tha.

1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.

2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha ?

1st bencher ne kaha - “SIR ,

Peechhe se aapki pant phati huihai .

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Grl:jb b me
tumre pas
ati hu to tum
CHSMA
pehnte ho
By:Dr ne kha h jb SRDARD aye
to chsma pehen lena

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Bnta:Tumhare biwi ne tumhe naya kon sa kaam sikhaya he?

Snta:Bartan Manjne ka,Dinbhar yhe krta hu.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa drives into one way and crosses 'No Entry' board Police: Oye 'No Entry' ka board nehi dekha ? Santa: Mujhe laga ki film ka poster hai

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sishya: Guruji

wife,

biwi,

patni,

shrimati,

aurat,

ardhangini,

gharwali

in sab me kya antar he?

Guru: Vats,

itna mat socho.

Musibat ek, nam anek !

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Judge: Tumse is Baar koi Narmi Nahi Barti jayegi, Chor: kuch to Reham karo mai Apka Pakka Grahak hu.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Man-Hamare America mein War ho Gya H
Snta-Hmare India me to roz hi war hota H
Man-wo kaise?
Snta-
SomWar
MangalWar
BudhWar....

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very Beautiful Girl.

Husband: Really ??

Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on Admiring her, On & On..

Husband (Gets Irritated): But,

what happened then?

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Wife Smiled & said: Then What ??

I Simply Moved away from the Mirror !!!

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Snta: Dr sab hmara bacha ne chabi kha liya h
Dr:Kb?
Snta: 3 mah phle
Dr;Tum 3 mah se kya kr rhe the
Snta:Duplicate chabi use Kar Rha tha

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Malik-Dekh Bahar suraj nikla ha q nahi
Srvnt-lekin,bhar to andhera hai
M-ja torch jala k dekh

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa waitin at bus stop 1 gentelman came there by 2wheler n askea 'u want lift' Santa:'No thanks my house is in ground floor'

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