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4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By mangoboy # 198

A beggar found 100rs

He went 5 star hotel 4 diner

bill-3000

Mnger handed him 2 police

He gve 100 rs 2 police & freed

Its calld FINANCIAL MGT Widout MBA:)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ramandeep Virk # 1627

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie # 117

An elephant was standing in a queue..
suddenly he turns back n says something to the ant standing behind him.

Guess wat??


Dont push ya please....

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ramandeep Virk # 1627

Santa: Malika Sherawat is going to be married.
Banta: Who is the lucky man?
Santa: I am. She rejected me.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie # 117

An engineering girl and guy went to a restaurant.

The guy wanted to ask for the menu,but he forgot wht it was called.So he acted damn cool and said....


"Waiter,SYLLABUS plz......."

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 147

Boy:Isnt the Principal a fool!
Girl:Do u Know who Im?
Boy:No
Girl:Im the Princis daughter
Boy:Do u know who Im?
Girl:No
Boy:Thank God!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By GOLU GOLU # 1758

Kid:Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?"

Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds

Kid:Thought For A Mint, Turned Around
N Said

Can We Go To KFC Instead?"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By P S # 270

Smartest thing Santa ever did...
He changed all his passwords to 'incorrect'...
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,"Your password is ... incorrect"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Pappu-What is my Exam register no.?

Teacher: lts 07MKM4382.

Pappu-I paid Rs.2000 for Exam, Plz give me a
FANCY NUMBER.
Teacher:[email protected]!%*!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Girl Wearing Very Short
Skirt

Boy Asks : Won't Ur Mom Say
Anything About Ur Dress . . ?

Girl : My Mom Will Be Very Angry

Coz

I M Wearing Her Dress .

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

STORY OF LUV AT 2nd SIGHT..

A gal fell in love wid a boy at 2nd sight..


Bcoz at 1st sight







She didn't know that the boy had a BMW...hhehe.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Teacher : Whoever Answers
My Next Question,
Can Go Home.
A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through
The Window.
Teacher: Who Threw The Bag ?
Boy : Me . . . I'm Going Home.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Swetha Srinivas # 252

A Boy after having great time with GF he saw a guy's photo in er bag, asked is he your Ex-BF ?? GF kissed him, said no it's me before surgery...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By SWAPNIL # 1626

Father: When I was a young man, girls knew how to blush.

Son: What did you say to them?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

Son-Dad,if u see a 10Rs note & a 5Rs note on d floor,which wil u take?
Dad-The 10Rs of course!
Son-Thats so STUPID!
Why not take both?.....JSK

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shaikh sayeed # 1093

A naughty answer given by a girl when asked..
How U feel when a boy gives U a flying kiss..?

Girl: I feel boys are lazy..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By edwin ms # 2732

Baby was putting Dog's Tail into a Pipe.

Man- Hey mad,
Dogs Tail wil never become straight.

Baby - Hey idiot,
I am trying to bend the Pipe.

Have a funny day.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Grazie # 117

A student was sleeping in class.

His head was going down and down due to sleep.


Teacher comes and asks "What is this?".





Student:"GRAVITATIONAL FORCE"!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

In an exam,
a student who was prep but left D pg blank
At bottom drew flowers and wrote-
"In D memory of my memory,which recently passed away!"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vivek sarakte # 153

In an African Safari, a LION
suddenly bounced on Banta’s wife.
Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him!
Banta- Yes yes wait… I’m
changing d battery of
my camera..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By taran singh # 8424

traffic police:u r accused of driving the wrong way up a one-way street. men:but,sir,i was going one way only.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vivek sarakte # 153

Boss: How long did you work for your last boss? Secretary: Until he married me.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ranjith Kumar # 1802

A cute love story with happy ending:

One day somebody proposed u!

U said: "i am Not interested."

This way, somebody lived a happy life .

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By taha patanwala # 3838

Awesome msg sent by a man to his wife:

"Hi Honey, I am just having my last beer and I will be home in 30 minutes. If I am not, please read this message again!"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 146

A policeman saw a little boy crying.

He approached him & asked: What's the matter boy?
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Boy-Matter is anything that occupies space & has mass...J.S.K

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By mangoboy # 198

Modern Wedding Style wedding:
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Pujari
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Do You Both Agree To Change Your Facebook Status To MARRIED...?? Yes, We do..
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Pujari-Vivah sammpann...;)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ramandeep Virk # 1627

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Get up else Salman will come.

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