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One Month Ago | 21 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

10 Months Ago | 16 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e:

"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga" .

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Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­

"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

One Year Ago | 15 shares | By Shardesh Agrawal # 1405

Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.

GF :- Wo kyun ?

Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.

GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?

One Year Ago | 27 shares | By 9799559922 # 153

Boy-Tum ladkiya inti sunder kyo hoti ho?
Girl-Kyonki GOD ne hume apne hath se banaya h.
Boy- Kamini bol to ese rahi h jese k humko net se download kiya h.

One Year Ago | 15 shares | By Shardesh Agrawal # 1405

Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua
Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Foreigner,

"India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"

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smarts answer by our santa

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Santa:

"Before 8 p.m. Kashmir, After 8 p.m.- Whiskey Key Glass Mein !

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By Ruby Ruby # 508

Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko khany k lye dia

Wife: Aap ne apne lye Q nhi lia?

Husband:

mein to wese hi kham0sh reh sakta hon

One Year Ago | 10 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa: Preeto,

why do u luv a rose tht dies in a day,

but

don't luv me who dies for u everyday

Preeto:Haye ve Santeya!

Haye main marja!!

Kutteya,enni angreji=D

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: don gi :)

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Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,

Numbr vmbr rehne do,

Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)

Uffff "Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai "

2 Years Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao

wo konc Chiz h jo tum Roz Dekh Skte hopr Tod nhi skte?

HUSBAND- Mai nhi btaunga.

WIFE- Bolo na plz.

HUBY- Tera MUH.. xD

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By ocean singh # 8801

madm children se poochti hai 'batao sabse zyada barish kaha par girti hai ' ek bacha thodi der sochne ke baad kehta hai 'mam zameen par'.

2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota,

baarish ho jaati.

Ek din dhoop nikli.

Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya

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dukaan se surf lene gaya.

Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garazne lage.

Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola

"kidhar..???

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mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu.

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By kamal vir # 8766

santa; kal mittra ne kudiya de college di bus rok layi..
banta ; fer..?

santa.......fer ki apa kiha shabeel laggi aa pani pee k jaeo

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