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SANTA:MERI SHADI HONE VALI HAI.
BANTA:TO TUJE KYA PROBLEM HAI?



SANTA:MERI BV KO NAHI PATA!!!

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Santa Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gya
Murgi Ne Dekh lia
Murgi Ne Santa K
Zor Se Thappad Marte Hue
Kaha:Sale Tujhe Dena Pade To Ehsaas Ho

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Stdnt:madam aap murghi hein kya?

Teachr:Kyun?

Stdnt:aap hamesha muje test mein anda deti hai

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Judge:Tum Dakaiti Dekhte Rhe,Roka Q Nhi

Gawah:Agar Meri Jan Chali Jati To Chasmdid Gawah Kon hota

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Judge-Tum Par Cycle Chori Ka Elzaam Sabit Nahi Hua..Lihaza Tumko Ba-Izzat Bari Kiya Jata He

Santa- Iska Matlab Mai Wo Cycle Rakh Sakta Hu.?

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Wfe:If I dismiss the cook & make the food myslf 4 a month, what'll u pay me?
Hsbnd:I won't have to pay u,u'll get my entire insurance amount

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Turist:yeh kiska Kankal he???

Santa:Tipu Sultan ka

Turist:Or wo chota wala???


Santa:Ji wo Tipu Sultan ka bachpan ka hai....

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Lalu:Murkh admi k biwi bahut sundar hoti hai.
Rabdi:Ap k pas to humre tarif k alawa r kono kaam nahi

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Bnta:tera mobile kaha hy?
Snta:mar gaya

Bn:kaise?
Sn:Pani m gir gaya,Usko tairna nhi aata tha

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Snta-Mera Kutta Wafadar He
Roz Akhbar Utha Kr Lata He
Bnta-Isme Wfadari Ki Kya Bat He?

Snta-Wo Padosi Ka Akhbaar Utha Kr Lata Hai.

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A lucknowi nawab meets Santa..
Nawab-Janab kya me apko ek takleef de sakta hu?
Santa-oye!!kutte kamine hath to lagake dikha hath ukhad dunga

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man:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two piece.......

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SANTA gave Card 2 Dad on B-day:
Phul Bahut he Gulab Jaisa Koi Nhi Baap to bahut he Ap Jaise Koi Nhi

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Santa=10 rupaya ka recharge kiye to kitna milta hai?
Shopkeper=7 rupai TALKTIME milta hai
Santa=Thik hai Baki 3 rupai ka choclate do.

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Teacher: Did you father help with your homework???


Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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Teacher: Agar Electric Invent Nahi Hota To Kya Hota?
Santa: Hume Candle Jala Kar T.V. Dekhna Padta!

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Santa:Mujhe Subah-Subah Saans Lene Me Problem Aati H

Banta:Problem To Ayegi Hi Subah-Subah Baba Ramdev K Chele Sari Oxygen Jo Khinch Lete H

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Padosi: Aap Bahut Bahadur Ho
Aapne Uss Chor Ko Itna Mara
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Wo Chor Hai Mujhe Laga Mera Pati Thoda Late
Ghar Aaya Hai.

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Teacher asks 2 Santa change dis sentence
"I made a mistake" frm active voice 2 passive voice.
He replied quickly "I was made by a mistake"

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Santa:Why do you close ur eyes while playing the piano?
Banta:I can't see the agony of the audience

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Santa Swami se-
Sawami ji Aisi biwi ko kya kahenge jo Shareef, Dayalu Sanskari ho,
Sawami "AFWAHA"

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Chintu: Papa bahot sarif he na mama
Mom: kaise beta.....????
Chintu: Ladki ko dekhte hi 1 ankh band kar lete he...

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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Santa: Oye aur kaun kaun se colors ki coffee hai apke paas

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Santa:Mere biwi muze bahut marte hay
Banta:to police me complain kar
Sn:O khud POLICE INSPECTOR hay

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Banta:Wife agr hsbnd ko naukar samjhe
to hsbnd ko kya krna cahiye?
Santa:Zyda nhi,
2-4 ghar or pakad lene ka

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Santa Apne Baap Ki Kabar Pe Gya

Or Haal Chal Pucha
Kabar Se Awaz Nehi Ayi

Santa Kabar Pe Likh K Chala Aaya Ki


AISA KAROGE TO KON AYEGA

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Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

why??










sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha:-)

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Teacher-Zindagi Main Aisa Kaam Karo K Aap ka Naam Dunya K Charo'n Kono Me Phel Jaye .

Sardar- ''Aisa Nai Ho Skta''
Kunki
Dunya To Gol h

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Banta:En Ladkiyo ke Lips lal Q hote hay?
Santa:Aray yar Ladko ka khun pine se hote honge

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Angraiz Pathan Se-Whats Ur Name?

Pathan- "OMER DARAZ KHAN"

Angraiz-Whats Mean Of Ur Name?

Pathan Soch K- "Long Life khan"

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