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10 Months Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa-Main tujhe phone kar raha tha, par tera mob no bhul gya
Banta-Hatt pagal!
msg karke puch leta
Santa-Sorry yaar
dimag me nahi aaya.

One Year Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife:tuade ghar nal0 ta mere meke wadia h
Tuade ghar ta bartan v m leke ai c
Husbnd:ta hi hr bartan te likheya hoya h"GURUDWARA SINGH SABHA"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa went 2 a Shop & Said-
Black Colour ka bulb do

Shopkeeper asked-
Kaha lagana he?

Santa-
DopAhar ko andhera kar k sona he.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa joins car driving skool
Banta: tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya?
Santa: haan..
ab horn badi ache se bajata hu

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Judge-Aab Agar Kisi Ne Bhi Shor Kia Toh Usse Bahar Kar Dunga

Quedi Chillaya-O.O.Ha.Ha.Hee Hee.Ho.Ho

Mai Cheekh Raha Hu, Mujhe Bahar Kar Do

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

New Idea
Boy: Tumhare Pen me INK nai hai kya?

Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to Raha hai!!

.


.
Boy: Acha to Apna mobile Number Likh ke Dikha

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa apni aniversary per patni k liye
Gulab
ka phul
leker gaya
Patni- muje ye nhi chaiye
koi
sone ki
cheez do
.
.
Santa-Ye le takiya,
soja

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa Road par pada tha
Policeman-Itni Q pee rakhi hai?
Santa- Mazburi thi
Police- Kya mazburi thi?
Santa- Botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

SANTA ne Padosan ko khat likha

"I LOVE YOU"
Or
niche likha

Mene English me isliye Likha He
ki
Teri MAA padh na sake
Ki
Muje Tumse Pyar Hai

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Delhi or haryana k logo me kya fark hai
.
.
8 peg pine k bad delhi ka admi gud9ite n sweat dream
haryanvi- ib bta kon sa faltu bolle tha...!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Boy 2 girl: I lv u & want 2 marry u.
Grl:Apni shaakl dekhi hai
boy: Dekhi hai to tere pass aaya hun warna
Katrina Kaif k pass na jata

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Innocent trick:

Kid 2 Mom- 10 Rs dena, bahar ek garib ko dene hain.

Mom- Kahan he Garib?

Kid- Bechara Bahar dhup me Kulfiyan Bech raha he

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Police Officer:Tumne Chor Ko Pakda Kyo Nahi
Sipahi: Kya Karta Sahab, Chor Jis Ghar Me Chipa Tha Wahan Likha Tha Andar Aana Mana Hai.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teacher: Lofer aur Offer me kya antar hi
Student: Simple mam,

ladka 'i love you' bole to "Lofer" aur ladki bole to "Offer"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1 Car ki nilami ho rhi thi 1lakh,2la,3la
GOLU shocked-Is khatare me aisa kya h
Seler-Iske 10acidnts hue h & hr bar sirf Bv mari h
GOLU:4lakh

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ladkewale:ye kya btmizi h apki ladki ko shram nhi ati,undrgrment m hi aa gai
Ladkiwale:apne hi to kha tha ki ladki hume sirf 2kapdo m cahiye

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1 kanjoos jangal se guzar rha tha
achanak uske paw me kanta
chub gaya
Wo Bola: Aachha hua chappal
pehan k nhi aaya varna usme
chhed ho jata.

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Kya Dard Hue Bina Bhi Daant Nikalay Ja Saktay Hai

Doctor-Nhi

Pappu-Ager Me Nikal K Dikh Du To?

Doctor-Nikalo

Pappu-He He

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Boy 2 Girl-I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me?
G-aaee Hindi bolo Mereko engliss nahi aati
B-kuch nhi Didi,barsat ho rhi h

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa- Tere haath me chot kese lagi..
Banta- Kuch ni Mene Gaye k Daan Ginne ke liye uske Mu Me haath dal diya tha usne meri unglian gIn dali

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Judge:Tumhara Jurm
Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tumhe
Phansi pe Latkaya Jaega
Santa:Wo To Theek Hai, Lekin
Utara Kab Jaega....???

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Biwi to pati-Tum abhi dinnar karna chahte ho
Pati-Ha..ha,Lekin ye to batao khane ki chezo me choice kya hai
Patni-Ha..ya Na..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa- Yaar.. Tumhari Gardan Pe Ek Aajeeb Si Cheez Hai, Jise Dekh Kar Dar Lagta Hai

Banta- Aaccha.. Kya Hai Woh.?

Santa- Tera Chehera

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Beta On Phone:Maa Gud News Hai.
Maa:Kya Hua
Beta:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa:Ladka Hua Ya Ladki.
Beta:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa Bank Lutne Gya Or gun dikha k Pesa lut liya
Pr us k hath kch nai aya
Qk sare pese usne manager ko diye Or kaha: Mere a/c me jama kr do

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sir: Tere papa kal kyu daawat diye the?
Boy: Sir, Aap aaye the?
Sir: Haan
Boy: Apko nai malum?
Sir: Nhi
Boy: Sir, wo 11 fakiro ki dawat thi

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa-Sir sb log HINDI,ENGLIS,URDU m bolte h MATH m Q nhi?
Teacher-Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole Nhi to 4,5 jad dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa: Yaar Banta, log humein Pagal q kehte hai?
.


Bnta: chood na kar yaar logo ko.....









Tu NIMBU wali LASSI pee..

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

SANTA Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha He?
BANTA: 1 Dukan Kholi Thi, Par ab Jail Me He.

S: Wo Kyu?
B: Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa-Batao Raste K Dono Taraf Ped Q Hote H
Banta-Polution Kam Karne K Liye
Santa-Galat
Q Ki, Agar Ped Raste Me Hote To Gadiya Kaise Jayegi

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