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5 Months Ago | 14 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De..??

Lady: Le, Ye Le

Payal Le,

Jhumke Le,

Chudi Le,

Chain Le,

Long Le,

Sab Le Le.

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Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte..:@ :/

Daaku:- sorry yaar

tu to Emotional ho Gayi...

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife to drunk husband: From now on,

if ur lips touch liquor

u will never touch my lips

Husband: awwww??

Wife: Now What r u thinking??

Husband: deciding,

18yr old Scotch

or

42yr old lips?

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,

Neend sukoon se aati hai,

Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,

Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi.

Aisa kiyon hai ?

Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aap ki zindagi may
Vitamin "she'' ki kami hai...

One Year Ago | 15 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,

Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,

Raste me chiti ne kha

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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na

Dad Ne Dekh Liya

To Bawal Ho Jayega".

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.
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Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge.
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Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
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Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Principal: what u want to becom in future?

Student: After studyin MBBS, I want to join Police force n gt good job in a good software company nd work as lawyer n construct big buildings n conduct research nd become actor..

Principal: Hey, Wat's ur name?

Student: Rajnikant!!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dedicated 2 0l Girls:
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"Apki kahani humari zubani"
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Apke pas dimag hai,
chalta ni alag bat hai.
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Ap smart hai,
k0i manta ni hai alag bat hai.
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Ap sareef hai,
lagta ni alag bat hai.
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
k0i karta ni alag bat hai.

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By vishwas123 poojary # 3293

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By arun kumar # 1928

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Height of Blackmail:

A Beggar sitting on the road with a board that says.,

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"Give me some Money

otherwise

I will Vote for Congress again

and

make you to sit near me

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Maths questn:

'x' married 'z' twice his age, left her

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now married 'y' 1/2 his age.

Wat's d age of 'x'?

Student wrote:

I don't know the answer,

but

'x' is surely

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SAIF ALI KHAN!!

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par

Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,

Aur

Soch Raha Tha Ki

Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi. =D =))

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

B0y- hey, i l0ve u,

meri gf ban0gi..?

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Grl- hmmmm!

Apna numbr de d0,

jab current bf se break-up h0ga

t0 miss call kr dungi...

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By arun kumar # 1928

Santa ko uski Girl Friend ne sms kiya....
"I Miss Your"

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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnaka Dimag Lagaya,
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.aur Do Ghantea Baad Reply Bheha........."I Mr. You........

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