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6 Months Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife :

It's my bad luck day I married you !

Otherwise

Lots of Smart Boys were interested in me :/

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Husband :

Of course

they Must Be Smart :

thats whY they Escaped from You

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Man outside phone booth :

Excuse me !!

You are holding the phone since 20 mins.

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haven't spoken a word..

Man inside - Sir

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I'm talking to my wife :D =D =))

Topic over.

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By shaikh imad # 3290

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya?

Bnta-Liya Nai..

Gf Ka Uthaya H

Snta-Q?

Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K

Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate..

Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

True love:

Baba :- beta tujh par chudail ka saya hai

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Ladka :- baba me thappad mar dena

agar

meri gf k bare me kuch kha to...

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Aunty: Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho.

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Beta: Haan aunty,

aur koi option hi nai tha

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

4 boys on bike...
Police:- triple riding is
banned aur tum 4 baithe
ho??
Boys shocked...
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look behind..
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and says:- saalo 5wa kaha
gir gya...??

4 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek shayar garibi se tang aakar daku ban gaya..

daketi karne bank gaya

or

kaha..

Arz kiya hai..

"taqdeer me jo hai wahi milega,

hands up..

koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..." .

phir cashier se kaha..

kuch khawab meri aankho se nikal do,

jo kuch bhi hai jaldi se is bag me dal do..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Judge-Na Jane Kyu

Mujhe Tumhari Shakl Jani Pahchani Si Lag Rahi Hai!

Mujrim-Huzoor!

Main Reshma Bai Ke Kothe Me Tabla Bajata Hu.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume

Interviewer: Can u tell me

in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?

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Santa: In searching JOBS!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shaikh imad # 3290

Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?
Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab!
Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By ashish p # 8707

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children.
The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?"
"Not if I can help it," replied the woman.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

SANTA, your son is Dead..

Hearing this bad news Santa jumps from 50th floor

35 flr:

He realizes- i don't have son

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20 flr-

i am not married &

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3rd flr-

SHIT i am Banta. :p

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Girlfriend : Do you think I am Fat ?.

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Dhondu : No Baby :)

You have just become

My Teddy Bear from Barbie doll :P

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