Wife :It's my bad luck day I married you !OtherwiseLots of Smart Boys were interested in me :/...Husband :Of coursethey Must Be Smart :thats whY they Escaped from You
Man outside phone booth :Excuse me !!You are holding the phone since 20 mins.&haven't spoken a word..Man inside - Sir......I'm talking to my wife :D =D =))Topic over.
Teacher: Gaali kya hai?Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuhJinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya?Bnta-Liya Nai..Gf Ka Uthaya HSnta-Q?Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti KTum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate..Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya
True love:Baba :- beta tujh par chudail ka saya hai........Ladka :- baba me thappad mar denaagarmeri gf k bare me kuch kha to...
Aunty: Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho............Beta: Haan aunty,aur koi option hi nai tha
4 boys on bike...Police:- triple riding isbanned aur tum 4 baitheho??Boys shocked......look behind....and says:- saalo 5wa kahagir gya...??
Ek shayar garibi se tang aakar daku ban gaya..daketi karne bank gayaorkaha..Arz kiya hai.."taqdeer me jo hai wahi milega,hands up..koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..." .phir cashier se kaha..kuch khawab meri aankho se nikal do,jo kuch bhi hai jaldi se is bag me dal do..
Judge-Na Jane KyuMujhe Tumhari Shakl Jani Pahchani Si Lag Rahi Hai!Mujrim-Huzoor!Main Reshma Bai Ke Kothe Me Tabla Bajata Hu.
Santa mentioned 3yrs experience in his resumeInterviewer: Can u tell mein which field u've experienced for 3yrs?.........Santa: In searching JOBS!
Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.Teacher: Kya Matlab!Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children.The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?""Not if I can help it," replied the woman.
SANTA, your son is Dead..Hearing this bad news Santa jumps from 50th floor35 flr:He realizes- i don't have son..20 flr-i am not married &...3rd flr-SHIT i am Banta. :p
Girlfriend : Do you think I am Fat ?...........Dhondu : No Baby :)You have just becomeMy Teddy Bear from Barbie doll :P
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