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9 Months Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa: Jab Shadiyan Swarg Me Tay Hoti Hain To Nark Me Kya Tay Hota Hai? Banta: Nark Me Shadi Ke Baad Ke Din Tay Hote Hain.

2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teacher- Tum kal kyo nahi aye? Santa- Madam, ghar mein 1 jaruri kam tha. Teacher- o i c. Santa- Nai madam,sirf program hi bnya c. Oh i ni.................

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife: Maine Suna He K Jannat Me Aadmi Ko Apsra Milti He
To
Aurton Ko kya Milta He?
Husband: Kuch Nahi
Q ki
Bhgwan Sirf Dukhiyon Ki Sunta He

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

SANTA Ghar aaya to sochne laga k aaj kya khas kam karna tha?
bhul rha hu kya tha?
Sochta Rha
Raat 2 baje Yaad Aya
AAJ TO JALDI SONA THA

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife:Dekho na mujhe wo admi ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Husband:Are wo to bhangarwala hai.
Bekar maal par nazar rkhna uski aadat ha.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wotz The Similarity Between Sun & Wife??
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Yahi Ky
Dono Ki Taraf Ankh Utha Kar Nahin Dekha Ja Sakta Hai

3 Years Ago | 15 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Bullet vala activa vali nu:kade bullet chalaya?
Activa vali tez karke age chali gai Bullet vala fer brabar lya k puchda 'kade bullet chalaya?'
Age ja k bullet vale da accident ho gya Activa vali aa ke kehndi aaya maza?
Munda-"kanjariye tahin tan puchda c ki je chalaya tan dasde breakan kithe ne"

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa teacher ne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye ..Question.
1. China kis Desh me hai ?
2. 15 Aug kis D luv u 2.ate ko Aati hai ?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kaun Dafan hai ? .

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa-Kya mai tere mobile se apni grfrnd ko msg karu? Banta-Kyun apne mobile se kar. Santa-Nahi yaar hand writing pehchan legi na Badi"chalaak"h..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teacher to SANTA
Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
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Deadly Answr Given By
SANTA-Sir Qki
Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa: Banta Bata
Ranveer Kapoor Or Petrol Me Kya Samanta Hai?
No Ans By Banta!.
Santa: Abey! Dono Ke Hi Rate Bina Matlab Ke Badh Rahe He

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Dont giv imprtnce 2 MONEY
B'coz it can give bed but nt sleep
Books but nt brains
Cloth but nt beauty
Luxuries but nt hppiness
SO TRNSFR it 2 my A/c today

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By mini bhatia # 1075

Snta Clas Me Hans Raha Tha
1ladki Boli STaND UP Kaun Ho Tum


Snta:Tum Kon Ho?
Ladki:Me MONITOR Hu
Snta: TeRE Din Gye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Bond meets a Tamil guy..
Bond: My name is Bond..
(smiles and then says)
JAMES BOND..
Tamil Guy: I am Sai..
=>Venkata Sai..
=>Shiva Venkata Sai..
=>Narayana Shiva Venkata Sai..
=>Lakshmi Narayana Shiva Venkata Sai..
=>Srinivasalu Lakshmi Narayana Shiva Venkata Sai..
Bond commited suicide !!

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hanuman-Bhagwan ab me dharti par nhi reh sakta..
God-Q.?
Hnuman-Pehle log lait kar matha tekte the
fir thoda sa juk kar matha tekne lage.. MAI fir b khush tha.. lekin ab to ghor kalyug aa gaya hai GOD-kya hua? Aaj mandir me ek ladki aayi aur haath hila kar boli-'HI,HANNU;-)

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Patni- Jaanu, Aaj Apne Bahut Dino Baad Meri Photo Kheenchi Hai
Pati- Kya Karu..
..Aaj Mere Sar Pe Wild-Life Photography Ka Bhoot Sawaar Hu

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

GOLU Cycle Sath Le K Bhaga Ja Rha Tha
Raste Me Kisi Ne Kaha K
GOLU Chai To Peete Jao
GOLU-Agr Itna Time Hota To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

SANTA:jis LADKi ko tune SWiMMiNG POOL mein DOOBNE se BACHAYA,usne FANDA Laga kar KHUDKHUSHi kar Li.
BANTA:us LADKi ko to maine SUKHANE ke Liye LATKAYA tha.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa: Mujhe Patni Ka Hath Bantana Hai
Chutti Chahiye.
Boss: Nahi Milegi.
Santa: Shukriya,Janta Tha Musibat Ki Samay Aap Hi Madad Karenge.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Beta- Papa, Aapne Humari Naye Car Ka Naam Mummy Ke Naam Par Kyo Rakha Hai.?
Papa- Beta, Kyo Ki Yeh Bhi Mere Control Ke Baahar Hai.!

4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1din santa kele de chilke to tilk k dig pya.Uth k kapde jhad k tur pya.
Age fer kele da chilka pya si,
ta mathe te hath mar k kenda
"oho! hun fer digna pau".

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

GOLU Bache Ki Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
GOLU Bache Se Bola "Oy School Te School
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Boy:Hame mile abi 3 din hue he aur tumne shaadi ka faisla b kar liya!
GirL:Main us Bank me 3 saal se hu jisme tumara A/C hai.!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ladke Ne 1 Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Comment Pass Kiya-
'Arre Wah, Kya Item Hai'
Ladki Muskurai Aur Boli-
'Pagal, Ye Item To Tere JIJU Ka Hai'...

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Gujarati wife : Shahjahan ne Mumtaz ki yaad me TAJMAHAL BANaya,
aap mere marne k baad kya BANdhyege..??
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Husband: Manju mausi ka tiffin

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teacher: Name a device which turns your thoughts into speech.
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Santa: Daaruu madam ji (Alcohol) ............:-)

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Sense Of Responsibility:
A man goes in Library
& asks Librarian
for a book on 'Suicide' ..
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Librarian:
O Bhaisaab ! Vapis kon dene aayega??

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Man shoots a Mad Dog 2 save Lady.
Nwsppr: INDIAN SAVES LADY
Man-I'm nt Indian.
Nwsppr: FOREIGNER SAVES LADY
Man-I'm Pakistani
Nwsppr: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Plumber Ne Pipe Naya Lagane K Baad 1000/Rs Bill Diya
Sonu- Itna To Mai Engineer Ho K B Nhi Kamata
P- Mai B Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa:Wow .. u look so perfect
with incredible body and flower
like skin.. what do you use ?
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Banta:Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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