Marathi SMS and Status Messages

Marathi SMS, Marathi Status Messages
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4 Months Ago | 12 shares | By Charu # 80

Pavitra he maze prem artha vegla kadu nakos, uthta basta athvan yete ti hiraun gheu nakos ,uttar mazla deshil ka ASMITA tu mazyashi maitri thevsil ka..

9 Months Ago | 25 shares | By Varun # 64

Ayushya samudra ahe,hruday kinara ahe, mitra mhanje lata ahe, samudrat kiti lata ahet tyala mahatva nahi,kinaryala kiti sparsh kartat te mahatvache ahe.

3 Years Ago | 10 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

Mazi 1friend ahe
tuzya bddal vichart hoti
Mi tila tuza No.
dila ahe
Ti tula bhetayla yeil tiche nav aahe
'SMILE'
I Think ti ali asel.

3 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Rahul # 99

Ale mele dost tu abi tk so la h,
deth me to uth daya,
buluchh b tr lia ol tujhe msg b tal dia.
Tal ab tu b uth da walna mumy malegi..
Dud mrng..

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Abhinit # 73

Puneri Tadka-
Ganya-Kal maza mitrane Maza phone madhun maza GF cha no. chorla
Manya-Mag?
Ganya-Mg kay?
Ata basalay Swatachyach Bahinila romantic msgs karat.!
Good Morning. Have a super sunday!

4 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Shobhit # 70

Tuzya Sathi Sudhraych Hote
Pan Sandhi Denyachi Tuzi Tayari Navhati
Darja Navach Mandir Unch Ubharles
Pan Chadhav Mhantle Tar Payarich Navhati

4 Years Ago | 9 shares | By Pranshu # 92

Jivanat Kadhi Konala Kami Samju Naka, Karan Ek Lahanishi Mungi Tumchya Gandila Chau Shakte, Pan Tumhi Chau Shakat Nahi.!

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Saket # 16

Puneri Tadka-
Ganya-Kal maza mitrane Maza phone madhun maza GF cha no. chorla
Manya-Mag?
Ganya-Mg kay?
Ata basalay Swatachyach Bahinila romantic msgs karat.!
Gm. have a super sunday!

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Abhijeet # 51

swatantrya dinacha marathi sms:
bharato mam deshosya,
bharatiyachya bandhwa,
paranurakti rasmin.. me deshasti mam sarvada.!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rahul # 99

SoMeDay.. u''ll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am.. & who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...
AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish # 54

Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate." To manus parat vicharto," Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?" Tyavar aapla pass kadhun dakhavat sardaargi mhanto," Mug pass kashasathi asto???"

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Kunal # 30

Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa
Russian waiter: Andre vada pav
African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom
Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru
Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika
Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.
Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Kunal # 30

lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde pai
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rahul # 88

Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
"Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhay # 87

What is ABCD Jeans??
Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Mansi # 52

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ...

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Agha # 108

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
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Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)
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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Bhramita # 46

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI

4 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Harish # 28

Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........." Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki ''To bench'', ''Ti shala'', ani ''Te mastar!!!'' Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??"

4 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Md # 49

Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!"

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Gaurav # 107

Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor dilas
bahiri aahes ki kay ?

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Varun # 74

Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Manish # 78

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kalika # 50

What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Sanjay # 22

Bharun aale asmat radu lagale sare sant...
Sarya maharashtrachi ekach khant...
Aali kuthun hi Rakhi Sawant...

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Sana # 69

Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!"

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Shubham # 36

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Deepak # 109

Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!!

Top Contributors

Points Rank SMS
Saurabh 561 14 561
Saket 545 16 545
Sanjay 525 22 525
Harish 517 28 517
Kunal 516 30 516
Shubham 510 36 510
Bhramita 504 46 504
Md 502 49 502
Kalika 502 50 502
Abhijeet 502 51 502
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