Marriage Jokes SMS

Marriage Jokes Status Messages and SMS
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Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 2 shares | By raj kumar agarwal # 4964

wife to husband ;dear this computer is not working as per my command..............husband;darling ..it's a computer not a husband

Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Months Ago | 19 shares | By Amar # 71

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))

Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Months Ago | 33 shares | By Arjun # 33

A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Months Ago | 1 shares | By riyas18 # 1211

Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.


Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."

Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Victor K # 208

Meaning of Marriage for a woman –
Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!

Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Sangeeta # 137

Girl To Her Boy Friend:Darling, Do You Know Handsome N Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends.Boy: Thanks For The Compliment, Darling

Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Chethan Kumar # 5880

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women....

Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Months Ago | 1 shares | By P S # 269

Wife says to husband: "Whisper dirty things into my ear".
Husband leans in and whispers: "Dishes, Laundry, living room"

Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Months Ago | 4 shares | By NITIN BADOLIA # 7552

Husband was throwing knives on wife's photo .all were missing d target ...suddenly he recvd a call from her ..hi wat r u doing ?
he honestly rply MISSING U...

Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Months Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?

Wife Says- I'd Take Half n Leave
You

Husband- Perfect ! I've Won
$10 , Here's $5
Now Get Lost ...

Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Months Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

What a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding :)
she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Months Ago | 2 shares | By Kailash B # 944

After a terrible fight..
Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after
that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house
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Husband:
"TAXI"... !!!

Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Months Ago | 16 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e:

"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga" .

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Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­

"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

Marriage Jokes SMS
5 Months Ago | 1 shares | By greeshma wali # 5962

A couple had a intense argument and were on their way to a country side.
They passed by a herds of sheeps and pigs..
Husband asks the wife: They must be your relatives.
Wife replies : YA ,my IN LAWS

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