Marriage Jokes SMS and Status Messages

Marriage Jokes, Marriage SMS, Funny Marriage Messages, Marriage Jokes Status Messages
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5 Months Ago | 23 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hsband- Ji krta h k

tumhari zulfo Me kho Jau

Tumhari ankho Me bus Jau

Tumhari baho Me jhool Jau.

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wife- DEVANAND hi rahoge

ya

kabhi IMRAN HASHMi Bhi Bnoge...!

5 Months Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife to drunk husband: From now on,

if ur lips touch liquor

u will never touch my lips

Husband: awwww??

Wife: Now What r u thinking??

Husband: deciding,

18yr old Scotch

or

42yr old lips?

7 Months Ago | 43 shares | By Deepak # 43

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

7 Months Ago | 37 shares | By Arjun # 35

A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

7 Months Ago | 22 shares | By Neeraj # 33

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

8 Months Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek scientist ne SHAADI kya hoti hai, ye
samjhne ke liye shadi kar li..
Aur shadi k bad wo aaj tak ye nahi samajh paya k..
SCIENCE kya hota he.

8 Months Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Pati Ne Patni Ke Janamdin Par Ek Kitaab Gift Me Di..

* Kitaab Ka Naam Tha......*

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"Jiyo Aur Jeene Do".!

8 Months Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa: Jab Shadiyan Swarg Me Tay Hoti Hain To Nark Me Kya Tay Hota Hai? Banta: Nark Me Shadi Ke Baad Ke Din Tay Hote Hain.

8 Months Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

HUS: kal raat mene sapna dekha
WIFE: kya?
HUS: Tumhe koi utha le jaraha he
WIFE: fir aapne kya kiya?
HUS: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me

8 Months Ago | 21 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

8 Months Ago | 15 shares | By nik nikki # 3305

Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi?
Husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai.......

8 Months Ago | 33 shares | By manish khatri # 3308

patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
pati - nahi
patni - kyon nahi ?
pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon

11 Months Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A husbands version:

My wife is like "Terms & conditions" of a Website !

I never understand what she says

but

I always accept !!

11 Months Ago | 2 shares | By himanshu dhbana # 8821

On a wall in a ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere.
Writ
ten just below it: I do not.

11 Months Ago | 20 shares | By Amar # 63

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))

One Year Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife :

It's my bad luck day I married you !

Otherwise

Lots of Smart Boys were interested in me :/

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Husband :

Of course

they Must Be Smart :

thats whY they Escaped from You

One Year Ago | 16 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e:

"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga" .

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Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­

"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

How to Make a Wife Happy??
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It's not at all difficult. Tips-
Be a
1.friend
2.companion
3.lover
4.chef
5.electrician
6.carpenter
7.plumber
8.mechanic
9.decorator
10.stylist



51.driver
52.psychologist
53.pest exterminator
54.psychiatrist
55.healer



102.good listener
103.organizer
104.good father

One Year Ago | 29 shares | By Prabhjot # 94

New weddings Style
NIKAH:
Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forgeT To Tag Me!;-)

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Evolution of man :

Shadi se pehle :hero no. 1
Shadi k baad : coolie no. 1

Shadi se pehle : maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye maine kya kiya ??

Shadi se pehle : Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad : jaan mat khao

Shadi se pehle : tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad : tum ko saha na jae

2 Years Ago | 11 shares | By Ruby Ruby # 508

Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko khany k lye dia

Wife: Aap ne apne lye Q nhi lia?

Husband:

mein to wese hi kham0sh reh sakta hon

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Man outside phone booth :

Excuse me !!

You are holding the phone since 20 mins.

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haven't spoken a word..

Man inside - Sir

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I'm talking to my wife :D =D =))

Topic over.

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife to husband: zara kitchen se machis lana...!
Husband: yahan to koi machis nahi hai... :o
Wife: mujhe pata tha tum to ho he andhay tumhain
milega he nahi is liye me pehle he le aayi thi..

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Shaadi karna utna hi aasan he jitna ki Loose Motion karna
Aur nibhana utna hi mushkil jitna use ROK ke rakhna....

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Abhishek Biswas # 3279

Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.

Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

MOM to CHILDREN: Jo Meri Baat Manega aur mere Aage kuch Nahi Bolega,
Main Use Gifts dungi..
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Children: Lo ji, Is Tarah to saare gifts Papa hi Le jayenge!!

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife: Maine Suna He K Jannat Me Aadmi Ko Apsra Milti He
To
Aurton Ko kya Milta He?
Husband: Kuch Nahi
Q ki
Bhgwan Sirf Dukhiyon Ki Sunta He

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1Aadmi God Se
Tune Bachpana Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Di Cheen Li
Paisa Diya Wapas Le Liya,
Ab Ye Biwi Di He
To Dekar Bhool Gaya Kya.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

wIfe:Mai maRny jA raI hun.
HusbAnd:Ye lO daiRy miLk .
wIfe: Q?
husbAnd:khusHi k mOqay pe kucH meEthA hO jaYee..

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wotz The Similarity Between Sun & Wife??
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Socho
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Yahi Ky
Dono Ki Taraf Ankh Utha Kar Nahin Dekha Ja Sakta Hai

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