Marriage Jokes SMS

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Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 43 shares | By Deepak # 44

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 37 shares | By Arjun # 35

A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

Marriage Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 22 shares | By Neeraj # 38

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

Marriage Jokes SMS
2 Months Ago | 21 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

Marriage Jokes SMS
2 Months Ago | 15 shares | By nik nikki # 3305

Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi?
Husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai.......

Marriage Jokes SMS
2 Months Ago | 33 shares | By manish khatri # 3308

patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
pati - nahi
patni - kyon nahi ?
pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon

Marriage Jokes SMS
5 Months Ago | 2 shares | By himanshu dhbana # 8821

On a wall in a ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere.
Writ
ten just below it: I do not.

Marriage Jokes SMS
5 Months Ago | 20 shares | By Amar # 69

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))

Marriage Jokes SMS
6 Months Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife :

It's my bad luck day I married you !

Otherwise

Lots of Smart Boys were interested in me :/

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Husband :

Of course

they Must Be Smart :

thats whY they Escaped from You

Marriage Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 16 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e:

"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga" .

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Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­

"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

Marriage Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife to drunk husband: From now on,

if ur lips touch liquor

u will never touch my lips

Husband: awwww??

Wife: Now What r u thinking??

Husband: deciding,

18yr old Scotch

or

42yr old lips?

Marriage Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 29 shares | By Prabhjot # 92

New weddings Style
NIKAH:
Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly. You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forgeT To Tag Me!;-)

Marriage Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 11 shares | By Ruby Ruby # 508

Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko khany k lye dia

Wife: Aap ne apne lye Q nhi lia?

Husband:

mein to wese hi kham0sh reh sakta hon

Marriage Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Man outside phone booth :

Excuse me !!

You are holding the phone since 20 mins.

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haven't spoken a word..

Man inside - Sir

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I'm talking to my wife :D =D =))

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