Marriage Jokes SMS

Marriage Jokes Status Messages and SMS
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Marriage Jokes SMS
2 Days Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ek scientist ne SHAADI kya hoti hai, ye
samjhne ke liye shadi kar li..
Aur shadi k bad wo aaj tak ye nahi samajh paya k..
SCIENCE kya hota he.

Marriage Jokes SMS
2 Days Ago | 42 shares | By Deepak # 44

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?
Simple
Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..
Aur
Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

Marriage Jokes SMS
23 Days Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Pati Ne Patni Ke Janamdin Par Ek Kitaab Gift Me Di..

* Kitaab Ka Naam Tha......*

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"Jiyo Aur Jeene Do".!

Marriage Jokes SMS
23 Days Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa: Jab Shadiyan Swarg Me Tay Hoti Hain To Nark Me Kya Tay Hota Hai? Banta: Nark Me Shadi Ke Baad Ke Din Tay Hote Hain.

Marriage Jokes SMS
23 Days Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

HUS: kal raat mene sapna dekha
WIFE: kya?
HUS: Tumhe koi utha le jaraha he
WIFE: fir aapne kya kiya?
HUS: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me

Marriage Jokes SMS
23 Days Ago | 22 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hsband- Ji krta h k

tumhari zulfo Me kho Jau

Tumhari ankho Me bus Jau

Tumhari baho Me jhool Jau.

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wife- DEVANAND hi rahoge

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kabhi IMRAN HASHMi Bhi Bnoge...!

Marriage Jokes SMS
23 Days Ago | 21 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

Marriage Jokes SMS
23 Days Ago | 15 shares | By nik nikki # 3305

Wife- shadi k shuru me jb mai khana banati thi to aap mujhe jyada khilate the aur khud kam khate the par ab aisa kyu nhi?
Husband- q ki ab tumhe khana banana aa gya hai.......

Marriage Jokes SMS
23 Days Ago | 33 shares | By manish khatri # 3308

patni - me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
pati - nahi
patni - kyon nahi ?
pati - kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon

Marriage Jokes SMS
3 Months Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A husbands version:

My wife is like "Terms & conditions" of a Website !

I never understand what she says

but

I always accept !!

Marriage Jokes SMS
3 Months Ago | 2 shares | By himanshu dhbana # 8821

On a wall in a ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere.
Writ
ten just below it: I do not.

Marriage Jokes SMS
3 Months Ago | 20 shares | By Amar # 68

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))

Marriage Jokes SMS
3 Months Ago | 36 shares | By Arjun # 34

A Couple Before Marriage
'MAD' For Each Other …
After Marriage
'MADE' For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
'MAD' Because Of Each Other…

Marriage Jokes SMS
3 Months Ago | 21 shares | By Neeraj # 38

Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4
the fight begins…

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