Naughty SMS

Naughty Status Messages and SMS
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Naughty SMS
8 Hours Ago | 25 shares | By Gazal # 29

When an APPLE becomes red...
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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE...!!

Naughty SMS
8 Hours Ago | 48 shares | By Chandan # 82

Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.

Naughty SMS
One Month Ago | 63 shares | By Harsh # 60

3 Pyar bhare SMS..

1)

2)

3)

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 36 shares | By Pramod # 64

1 Jooth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste Jooth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 42 shares | By Harsh # 60

Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 8 shares | By sharma # 40

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

Naughty SMS
2 Months Ago | 6 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"..

Naughty SMS
4 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Naughty SMS
4 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Shobhit # 70

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Naughty SMS
4 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

Naughty SMS
4 Months Ago | 25 shares | By Rahul # 115

Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!

Naughty SMS
4 Months Ago | 22 shares | By Abhishek # 86

Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..

Naughty SMS
4 Months Ago | 5 shares | By Nakul # 93

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

Naughty SMS
7 Months Ago | 42 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY

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