Naughty SMS and Status Messages

Naughty SMS, Naughty Status Messages
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5 Months Ago | 38 shares | By Pramod # 67

1 Jooth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste Jooth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

8 Months Ago | 4 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

16 yrs
(.)=(.)/
25 yrs
( . )=( . )/
36 yrs
( . )=( . )/
kia samjhe?


hamesha galt hi sochna
Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga.

8 Months Ago | 5 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

8 Months Ago | 50 shares | By Chandan # 83

Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.

8 Months Ago | 66 shares | By Harsh # 62

3 Pyar bhare SMS..

1)

2)

3)

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.

8 Months Ago | 23 shares | By Abhishek # 82

Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..

10 Months Ago | 35 shares | By Abhay # 87

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

10 Months Ago | 11 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????
? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ?

10 Months Ago | 14 shares | By susant rout # 472

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

?

?

?

Fail ho Jaunga!

11 Months Ago | 25 shares | By Gazal # 29

When an APPLE becomes red...
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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE...!!

One Year Ago | 42 shares | By Harsh # 62

Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?

One Year Ago | 25 shares | By Rahul # 115

Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By Nakul # 93

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

One Year Ago | 42 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Noor Hasan # 1145

Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By Komal Sweety # 218

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,













Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By P S # 269

Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Raja Rajan # 7470

Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By [email protected] # 120

Mom Of da Milenium:
A Girl Tells her Mom:
'I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?'
Mom: 'Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM' !

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By Shinde # 19

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
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Slide Show begins.

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Rahul # 115

Going Late To Class, in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
'Hey SwEeTy!'
'CARRYY ON DONT STOP'...

2 Years Ago | 18 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

Definition of Nurse:
'Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal'.. !

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.

2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Raj Chauhan # 8854

Thandi Ka Ek Mast Fayada Hai?? Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?? Aapko to Bas Ek Hi Fayada Dikhta hai ?? Sudhar Jao samjhe - Garami Nahi Lagati. "Happy Winters"

2 Years Ago | 18 shares | By Lokesh # 53

Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))

4 Years Ago | 34 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By reian jain # 10

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow
quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By tarun bansal # 3934

21 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna. 7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti.. School Me Admission Krwaya.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By kumar sumit # 1402

Thandi Ka 1 Mast Fayada Hai?
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Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?
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Aapko to Bas 1 Hi Fayada Dikhta h ?
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Sudhar Jao samJhe
Garami Nahi Lagati.
"Happy Winter Seasön"

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