Naughty SMS

Naughty Status Messages and SMS
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Naughty SMS
Yesterday | 35 shares | By Abhay # 89

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

Naughty SMS
Yesterday | 49 shares | By Chandan # 82

Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.

Naughty SMS
14 Days Ago | 65 shares | By Harsh # 60

3 Pyar bhare SMS..

1)

2)

3)

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.

Naughty SMS
16 Days Ago | 5 shares | By sharma # 40

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

Naughty SMS
16 Days Ago | 5 shares | By megha mehta # 7935

Jab "Wo" Andar Jayega to Dard Hoga

Par Tum Awaz Mat karna,,

Warna Sabko Pata Chal Jayega Ki

Aap "Injection" Se Darte ho...!!!

Naughty SMS
16 Days Ago | 2 shares | By PRIYANK GOR # 175

ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

Naughty SMS
16 Days Ago | 4 shares | By bhalchandra khole # 5386

Jinke pass hai Wo Haat me leke hilate hai.Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai...



bolo kya?


Dirty mind?

It is TOOTH BRUSH

Naughty SMS
16 Days Ago | 6 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo





haath andar dalo,




aur


















bag se book nikal kar padho.

Naughty SMS
16 Days Ago | 4 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

Naughty SMS
16 Days Ago | 11 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????
? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ?

Naughty SMS
16 Days Ago | 14 shares | By susant rout # 472

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

Naughty SMS
One Month Ago | 25 shares | By Gazal # 28

When an APPLE becomes red...
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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE...!!

Naughty SMS
3 Months Ago | 36 shares | By Pramod # 64

1 Jooth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste Jooth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

Naughty SMS
3 Months Ago | 42 shares | By Harsh # 60

Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?

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