Naughty SMS

Naughty SMS, Naughty Status Messages
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Naughty SMS
24 Days Ago | 37 shares | By Pramod # 64

1 Jooth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste Jooth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

Naughty SMS
24 Days Ago | 50 shares | By Chandan # 83

Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.

Naughty SMS
24 Days Ago | 66 shares | By Harsh # 60

3 Pyar bhare SMS..

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2)

3)

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.

Naughty SMS
One Month Ago | 23 shares | By Abhishek # 84

Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..

Naughty SMS
3 Months Ago | 25 shares | By Gazal # 26

When an APPLE becomes red...
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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE...!!

Naughty SMS
5 Months Ago | 42 shares | By Harsh # 60

Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?

Naughty SMS
7 Months Ago | 25 shares | By Rahul # 115

Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!

Naughty SMS
8 Months Ago | 5 shares | By Nakul # 93

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

Naughty SMS
11 Months Ago | 42 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY

Naughty SMS
One Year Ago | 11 shares | By Shinde # 19

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
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Slide Show begins.

Naughty SMS
One Year Ago | 16 shares | By Akshat # 42

The most attractive thing a man can do is exactly what he says he's going to do.

Naughty SMS
One Year Ago | 18 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

Definition of Nurse:
'Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal'.. !

Naughty SMS
3 Years Ago | 34 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

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