Naughty SMS

Naughty Status Messages and SMS
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Naughty SMS
23 Hours Ago | 47 shares | By Chandan # 83

Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.

Naughty SMS
23 Hours Ago | 62 shares | By Harsh # 60

3 Pyar bhare SMS..

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3)

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.

Naughty SMS
10 Days Ago | 1 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Naughty SMS
10 Days Ago | 1 shares | By Shobhit # 69

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Naughty SMS
10 Days Ago | 3 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

Naughty SMS
20 Days Ago | 25 shares | By Rahul # 115

Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!

Naughty SMS
One Month Ago | 22 shares | By Abhishek # 87

Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..

Naughty SMS
One Month Ago | 5 shares | By Nakul # 94

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

Naughty SMS
4 Months Ago | 42 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 126

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY

Naughty SMS
4 Months Ago | 33 shares | By Abhay # 90

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

Naughty SMS
4 Months Ago | 4 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said

Naughty SMS
4 Months Ago | 5 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"..

Naughty SMS
4 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Noor Hasan # 1146

Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.

Naughty SMS
4 Months Ago | 9 shares | By Komal Sweety # 217

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,













Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...

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