Naughty SMS and Status Messages

Naughty SMS, Naughty Status Messages
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2 Months Ago | 67 shares | By Harsh # 64

3 Pyar bhare SMS..

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2)

3)

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.

One Year Ago | 38 shares | By Pramod # 67

1 Jooth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste Jooth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

16 yrs
(.)=(.)/
25 yrs
( . )=( . )/
36 yrs
( . )=( . )/
kia samjhe?


hamesha galt hi sochna
Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga.

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

One Year Ago | 50 shares | By Chandan # 90

Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.

One Year Ago | 23 shares | By Abhishek # 82

Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..

One Year Ago | 35 shares | By Abhay # 87

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

One Year Ago | 11 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????
? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ?

One Year Ago | 14 shares | By susant rout # 473

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

One Year Ago | 25 shares | By Gazal # 28

When an APPLE becomes red...
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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE...!!

One Year Ago | 42 shares | By Harsh # 64

Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?

2 Years Ago | 25 shares | By Rahul # 116

Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Nakul # 99

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

2 Years Ago | 42 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Noor Hasan # 1146

Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.

2 Years Ago | 9 shares | By Komal Sweety # 220

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,













Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By P S # 270

Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman

2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Raja Rajan # 7468

Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken

2 Years Ago | 11 shares | By [email protected] # 121

Mom Of da Milenium:
A Girl Tells her Mom:
'I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?'
Mom: 'Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM' !

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

2 Years Ago | 11 shares | By Shinde # 20

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
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Slide Show begins.

2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Rahul # 116

Going Late To Class, in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
'Hey SwEeTy!'
'CARRYY ON DONT STOP'...

3 Years Ago | 18 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

Definition of Nurse:
'Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal'.. !

3 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.

3 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Raj Chauhan # 8852

Thandi Ka Ek Mast Fayada Hai?? Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?? Aapko to Bas Ek Hi Fayada Dikhta hai ?? Sudhar Jao samjhe - Garami Nahi Lagati. "Happy Winters"

3 Years Ago | 18 shares | By Lokesh # 55

Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))

4 Years Ago | 34 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 115

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

5 Years Ago | 3 shares | By reian jain # 10

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow
quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By tarun bansal # 3932

21 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna. 7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti.. School Me Admission Krwaya.

5 Years Ago | 1 shares | By kumar sumit # 1403

Thandi Ka 1 Mast Fayada Hai?
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Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?
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Aapko to Bas 1 Hi Fayada Dikhta h ?
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Sudhar Jao samJhe
Garami Nahi Lagati.
"Happy Winter Seasön"

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