3 Pyar bhare SMS..
Kuchh nazar aaya?
PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.
Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books
Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books
Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes
Result cums in binary digits
Kya life hai hamari?
1 Jooth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
1 Muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,
Moral: Haste Haste Jooth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.
Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha
You know what COLLEGE means??
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.
When an APPLE becomes red...
It is ready to eat,
When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!
Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))
Definition of Nurse:
'Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal'.. !
The most attractive thing a man can do is exactly what he says he's going to do.
Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,Waha se hath hatao,Pls thoda sa dikha do,Agar nahi dikhaya to main..???Fail ho Jaunga!
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