Most Shared Naughty SMS and Status Messages

Most Shared Naughty SMS, Naughty Status Messages
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One Year Ago | 67 shares | By Harsh # 64

3 Pyar bhare SMS..

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.

2 Years Ago | 50 shares | By Chandan # 90

Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.

2 Years Ago | 42 shares | By Harsh # 64

Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?

3 Years Ago | 42 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY

2 Years Ago | 38 shares | By Pramod # 67

1 Jooth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste Jooth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

2 Years Ago | 35 shares | By Abhay # 87

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

5 Years Ago | 34 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 115

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

3 Years Ago | 25 shares | By Rahul # 116

Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!

2 Years Ago | 25 shares | By Gazal # 28

When an APPLE becomes red...
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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE...!!

2 Years Ago | 23 shares | By Abhishek # 82

Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..

4 Years Ago | 18 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 128

Definition of Nurse:
'Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal'.. !

4 Years Ago | 18 shares | By Lokesh # 55

Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))

2 Years Ago | 14 shares | By susant rout # 473

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

3 Years Ago | 11 shares | By Shinde # 20

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
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Slide Show begins.

3 Years Ago | 11 shares | By [email protected] # 121

Mom Of da Milenium:
A Girl Tells her Mom:
'I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?'
Mom: 'Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM' !

2 Years Ago | 11 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????
? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ?

3 Years Ago | 9 shares | By Komal Sweety # 220

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,













Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...

2 Years Ago | 8 shares | By sharma # 43

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

3 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Raja Rajan # 7468

Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken

4 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Raj Chauhan # 8852

Thandi Ka Ek Mast Fayada Hai?? Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?? Aapko to Bas Ek Hi Fayada Dikhta hai ?? Sudhar Jao samjhe - Garami Nahi Lagati. "Happy Winters"

3 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Rahul # 116

Going Late To Class, in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
'Hey SwEeTy!'
'CARRYY ON DONT STOP'...

4 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"..

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo





haath andar dalo,




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bag se book nikal kar padho.

4 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Deep9009™ # 14

Kissing is the Best Practice 4 Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only.

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By sharma # 43

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By P S # 270

Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?

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Kheto me pagal.

Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi [email protected]

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By nevy meenu # 2601

Collge wali Masale dar hoti h

OfficeWali Fikki

GharWali me Taste nhi Ata

HotelWali to Mast Hoti H



Sudhro Kamino

may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.

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