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Most Popular Naughty SMS, Naughty Status Messages
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6 Months Ago | 4 shares | By AJIT RUBY

16 yrs
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25 yrs
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36 yrs
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kia samjhe?


hamesha galt hi sochna
Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga.

8 Months Ago | 6 shares | By AJIT RUBY

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo





haath andar dalo,




aur


















bag se book nikal kar padho.

8 Months Ago | 5 shares | By sharma

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

8 Months Ago | 4 shares | By bhalchandra khole

Jinke pass hai Wo Haat me leke hilate hai.Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai...



bolo kya?


Dirty mind?

It is TOOTH BRUSH

2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191

Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.

One Year Ago | 8 shares | By sharma

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By P S

Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Raja Rajan

Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By sunil vasava

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"..

8 Months Ago | 2 shares | By PRIYANK GOR

ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By tarun bansal

21 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna. 7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti.. School Me Admission Krwaya.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sam

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,


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GAND




GANDH




GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->

8 Months Ago | 14 shares | By susant rout

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By Komal Sweety

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,













Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By nevy meenu

Collge wali Masale dar hoti h

OfficeWali Fikki

GharWali me Taste nhi Ata

HotelWali to Mast Hoti H



Sudhro Kamino

may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By sandy

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By AJIT RUBY

Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?

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Kheto me pagal.

Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi [email protected]

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By manthan

TC fined Ticketless girls

Chudidar girl was fined Rs100

Skirt girl Rs50

Mini skirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0
why?



u naughty




she had ticket...

8 Months Ago | 5 shares | By megha mehta

Jab "Wo" Andar Jayega to Dard Hoga

Par Tum Awaz Mat karna,,

Warna Sabko Pata Chal Jayega Ki

Aap "Injection" Se Darte ho...!!!

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Noor Hasan

Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Raj Rawat

Kabhi Raaty main leti hun, Kabhi Din mai leti hun, Jab bhi jarurat pade, Prabhu ka naam leti hun..

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By sunil vasava

Kissing at TOP....

Fingering at MIDDLE...

Firing at bottom ...

Yes your right

"CIGARETTE"

'Smoking is injurious to health'

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Deep9009™

Kissing is the Best Practice 4 Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sandy

Q. Last but not least Secret of long life
A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs

6 Months Ago | 5 shares | By Diljale*GR*

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

8 Months Ago | 35 shares | By Abhay

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill

undino kafi darr lagta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kudna
uff
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas 20 RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kankambari

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

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AJIT RUBY 989 5 989
JAYANT 927 6 927
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Malkit Singh Gill 840 11 840
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