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Most Popular Naughty SMS, Naughty Status Messages
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2 Months Ago | 4 shares | By AJIT RUBY

16 yrs
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25 yrs
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36 yrs
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kia samjhe?


hamesha galt hi sochna
Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga.

4 Months Ago | 6 shares | By AJIT RUBY

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo





haath andar dalo,




aur


















bag se book nikal kar padho.

4 Months Ago | 5 shares | By sharma

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

4 Months Ago | 4 shares | By bhalchandra khole

Jinke pass hai Wo Haat me leke hilate hai.Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai...



bolo kya?


Dirty mind?

It is TOOTH BRUSH

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191

Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.

8 Months Ago | 8 shares | By sharma

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By P S

Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Raja Rajan

Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken

8 Months Ago | 6 shares | By sunil vasava

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"..

4 Months Ago | 2 shares | By PRIYANK GOR

ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By tarun bansal

21 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna. 7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti.. School Me Admission Krwaya.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sam

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,


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GAND




GANDH




GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->

4 Months Ago | 14 shares | By susant rout

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By Komal Sweety

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,













Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...

9 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By sandy

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By nevy meenu

Collge wali Masale dar hoti h

OfficeWali Fikki

GharWali me Taste nhi Ata

HotelWali to Mast Hoti H



Sudhro Kamino

may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By AJIT RUBY

Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?

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Kheto me pagal.

Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi sochoge.@

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By manthan

TC fined Ticketless girls

Chudidar girl was fined Rs100

Skirt girl Rs50

Mini skirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0
why?



u naughty




she had ticket...

4 Months Ago | 5 shares | By megha mehta

Jab "Wo" Andar Jayega to Dard Hoga

Par Tum Awaz Mat karna,,

Warna Sabko Pata Chal Jayega Ki

Aap "Injection" Se Darte ho...!!!

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Noor Hasan

Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Raj Rawat

Kabhi Raaty main leti hun, Kabhi Din mai leti hun, Jab bhi jarurat pade, Prabhu ka naam leti hun..

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By sunil vasava

Kissing at TOP....

Fingering at MIDDLE...

Firing at bottom ...

Yes your right

"CIGARETTE"

'Smoking is injurious to health'

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Deep9009™

Kissing is the Best Practice 4 Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sandy

Q. Last but not least Secret of long life
A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs

2 Months Ago | 5 shares | By Diljale*GR*

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill

undino kafi darr lagta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kudna
uff
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas 20 RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!

4 Months Ago | 35 shares | By Abhay

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kankambari

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

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AJIT RUBY 989 5 989
JAYANT 927 6 927
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reian jain 854 10 854
Malkit Singh Gill 840 11 840
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