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Naughty Status Messages and SMS
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4 Months Ago | 7 shares | By Raja Rajan # 7477

Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken

4 Months Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

4 Months Ago | 11 shares | By Shinde # 19

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
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Slide Show begins.

4 Months Ago | 24 shares | By Gazal # 26

When an APPLE becomes red...
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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE...!!

5 Months Ago | 5 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo





haath andar dalo,




aur


















bag se book nikal kar padho.

5 Months Ago | 10 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????
? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ?

5 Months Ago | 59 shares | By Harsh # 62

3 Pyar bhare SMS..

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3)

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.

5 Months Ago | 24 shares | By Rahul # 115

Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!

6 Months Ago | 7 shares | By Rahul # 115

Going Late To Class, in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
'Hey SwEeTy!'
'CARRYY ON DONT STOP'...

6 Months Ago | 41 shares | By Harsh # 62

Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?

6 Months Ago | 5 shares | By nevy meenu # 2602

Collge wali Masale dar hoti h

OfficeWali Fikki

GharWali me Taste nhi Ata

HotelWali to Mast Hoti H



Sudhro Kamino

may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.

6 Months Ago | 5 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?

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Kheto me pagal.

Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi sochoge.@

7 Months Ago | 16 shares | By Akshat # 48

The most attractive thing a man can do is exactly what he says he's going to do.

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