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4 Months Ago | 5 shares | By sharma # 41

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

4 Months Ago | 5 shares | By megha mehta # 7935

Jab "Wo" Andar Jayega to Dard Hoga

Par Tum Awaz Mat karna,,

Warna Sabko Pata Chal Jayega Ki

Aap "Injection" Se Darte ho...!!!

4 Months Ago | 2 shares | By PRIYANK GOR # 175

ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

4 Months Ago | 4 shares | By bhalchandra khole # 5386

Jinke pass hai Wo Haat me leke hilate hai.Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai...



bolo kya?


Dirty mind?

It is TOOTH BRUSH

4 Months Ago | 6 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo





haath andar dalo,




aur


















bag se book nikal kar padho.

8 Months Ago | 8 shares | By sharma # 41

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

8 Months Ago | 6 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"..

9 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Leryc # 307

Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By sandy # 1665

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By nevy meenu # 2602

Collge wali Masale dar hoti h

OfficeWali Fikki

GharWali me Taste nhi Ata

HotelWali to Mast Hoti H



Sudhro Kamino

may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?

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Kheto me pagal.

Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi sochoge.@

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

Kissing is the Best Practice 4 Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only.

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By manthan # 271

TC fined Ticketless girls

Chudidar girl was fined Rs100

Skirt girl Rs50

Mini skirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0
why?



u naughty




she had ticket...

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By JAYANT # 6

Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir aankh pe
Phir gaal pe

Aur phir naak pe


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KISS





Qadar MACHAR Tang Karty Hain na jab bijlee nahi hoti...!!

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

undino kafi darr lagta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kudna
uff
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas 20 RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Raj Rawat # 5777

Kabhi Raaty main leti hun, Kabhi Din mai leti hun, Jab bhi jarurat pade, Prabhu ka naam leti hun..

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sam # 932

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,


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GA




GAN




GAND




GANDH




GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Kissing at TOP....

Fingering at MIDDLE...

Firing at bottom ...

Yes your right

"CIGARETTE"

'Smoking is injurious to health'

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Noor Hasan # 1145

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kankambari # 121

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By niraj thakur # 7523

Kissing is like real estate.


The most important thing is




location,
location,
n location! ?

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sandy # 1665

Q. Last but not least Secret of long life
A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 64

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By aman preet # 2359

Bazaar wali Nazuk si,
Office wali Naram Naram,
Mohallay wali Patli si,
Ghar wali Garma Garam,
Wese Aap kahan ki Roti pasand kartay ho??

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Leryc # 307

If there is one mistake in my whole life that i can't tolerate. It is when i have loved, though I knew it wouldn't be appreciated.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By mohit jolly # 977

I have got the most sexy, witty, creative, intelligent wife in the world.
just hope her husband doesn`t know about it.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By JAYANT # 6

Agr Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kary
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?

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Uski Achi Tarbiyat.


Bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. :-)

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By JAYANT # 6

Bite The Neck Gently,

Chew The Breast Softly,

Spread The Legs Slowly,

Suck The Juice Excitingly,

That Is The Way To Eat


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Tandoori Chicken! :-)

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