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One Year Ago | 5 shares | By sharma # 42

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

One Year Ago | 5 shares | By megha mehta # 7934

Jab "Wo" Andar Jayega to Dard Hoga

Par Tum Awaz Mat karna,,

Warna Sabko Pata Chal Jayega Ki

Aap "Injection" Se Darte ho...!!!

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By PRIYANK GOR # 176

ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
sab say chup k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By bhalchandra khole # 5384

Jinke pass hai Wo Haat me leke hilate hai.Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai...

bolo kya?

Dirty mind?


One Year Ago | 6 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo

haath andar dalo,


bag se book nikal kar padho.

One Year Ago | 8 shares | By sharma # 42

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"..

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Leryc # 309

Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By sandy # 1666

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By nevy meenu # 2601

Collge wali Masale dar hoti h

OfficeWali Fikki

GharWali me Taste nhi Ata

HotelWali to Mast Hoti H

Sudhro Kamino

may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?





Kheto me pagal.

Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi [email protected]

3 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

Kissing is the Best Practice 4 Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only.

3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By manthan # 272

TC fined Ticketless girls

Chudidar girl was fined Rs100

Skirt girl Rs50

Mini skirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0

u naughty

she had ticket...

3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By JAYANT # 6

Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir aankh pe
Phir gaal pe

Aur phir naak pe





Qadar MACHAR Tang Karty Hain na jab bijlee nahi hoti...!!

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

undino kafi darr lagta tha
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas 20 RS me


ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Raj Rawat # 5775

Kabhi Raaty main leti hun, Kabhi Din mai leti hun, Jab bhi jarurat pade, Prabhu ka naam leti hun..

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sam # 934

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,






K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->

3 Years Ago | 4 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Kissing at TOP....

Fingering at MIDDLE...

Firing at bottom ...

Yes your right


'Smoking is injurious to health'

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Noor Hasan # 1146

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kankambari # 121

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By niraj thakur # 7521

Kissing is like real estate.

The most important thing is

n location! ?

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sandy # 1666

Q. Last but not least Secret of long life
A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 66

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 74

Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By aman preet # 2359

Bazaar wali Nazuk si,
Office wali Naram Naram,
Mohallay wali Patli si,
Ghar wali Garma Garam,
Wese Aap kahan ki Roti pasand kartay ho??

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By JAYANT # 6

Agr Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kary
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?


Uski Achi Tarbiyat.

Bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. :-)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By JAYANT # 6

Bite The Neck Gently,

Chew The Breast Softly,

Spread The Legs Slowly,

Suck The Juice Excitingly,

That Is The Way To Eat


Tandoori Chicken! :-)

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By mohit jolly # 979

I have got the most sexy, witty, creative, intelligent wife in the world.
just hope her husband doesn`t know about it.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Leryc # 309

If there is one mistake in my whole life that i can't tolerate. It is when i have loved, though I knew it wouldn't be appreciated.

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