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Updated 21 days ago
21 Days Ago | 5 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

2 Months Ago | 35 shares | By Abhay # 89

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?
BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

2 Months Ago | 11 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????
? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ?

2 Months Ago | 14 shares | By susant rout # 472

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

One Year Ago | 9 shares | By Komal Sweety # 218

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,













Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Raja Rajan # 7470

Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Rahul # 115

Going Late To Class, in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
'Hey SwEeTy!'
'CARRYY ON DONT STOP'...

One Year Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.

2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Raj Chauhan # 8854

Thandi Ka Ek Mast Fayada Hai?? Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?? Aapko to Bas Ek Hi Fayada Dikhta hai ?? Sudhar Jao samjhe - Garami Nahi Lagati. "Happy Winters"

2 Years Ago | 18 shares | By Lokesh # 47

Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By reian jain # 10

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow
quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By tarun bansal # 3934

21 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna. 7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti.. School Me Admission Krwaya.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By kumar sumit # 1402

Thandi Ka 1 Mast Fayada Hai?
?
Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?
?
Aapko to Bas 1 Hi Fayada Dikhta h ?
?
Sudhar Jao samJhe
Garami Nahi Lagati.
"Happy Winter Seasön"

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