Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd.." If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"..
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..
Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!
Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!
Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….
Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books
Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books
Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said
Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.
V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,Stop smiling,Its Childhood...
Why do guys always have to say: I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.Isn't it nicer to say: Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!
Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.
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