ek lrka ek larkiaha ahaadhi raat kooho ohojungle mainwah wahjhari k peichayouiisab say chup kUFFDABA DABA kaha ahamango kaha rahey they
Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,Waha se hath hatao,Pls thoda sa dikha do,Agar nahi dikhaya to main..???Fail ho Jaunga!
Why do guys always have to say: I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.Isn't it nicer to say: Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!
Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.
Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman
Bite the Neck GentlyChew the Breast SoftlySpread the Legs SlowlyTatse the Juice ExcitinglyThat is how you have to enjoy a Chick.Tandoori Chicken
Mom Of da Milenium:
A Girl Tells her Mom:
'I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go 4 a Walk ?'
Mom: 'Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM' !
Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.Oh.. You'll not understand.:Thats the way to eat a Mango.HAPPY MANGO SEAS
It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.
and when i do that,
Slide Show begins.
When an APPLE becomes red...
It is ready to eat,
When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?ToChain kholohaath andar dalo,aurbag se book nikal kar padho.
Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ?
Going Late To Class, in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
'CARRYY ON DONT STOP'...
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes
Result cums in binary digits
Kya life hai hamari?
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