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Naughty Status Messages and SMS
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4 Months Ago | 8 shares | By sharma # 40

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

4 Months Ago | 6 shares | By sunil vasava # 8

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
" If you don't wanna see me smoking,then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy"..

5 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

5 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Shobhit # 70

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

5 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

5 Months Ago | 25 shares | By Rahul # 115

Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking..
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!

6 Months Ago | 22 shares | By Abhishek # 86

Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw your pc or mobile on the wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..

6 Months Ago | 5 shares | By Nakul # 93

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

9 Months Ago | 42 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

Teacher: 1 Book + 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books

Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books

Teacher: 61,789,365 Books + 23,678,989 Books??

Student: LIBRARY

9 Months Ago | 4 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said

9 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Noor Hasan # 1145

Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.

9 Months Ago | 9 shares | By Komal Sweety # 218

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,













Stop smiling,
Its Childhood...

10 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Leryc # 307

Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!

10 Months Ago | 3 shares | By sandy # 1665

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.

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