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Naughty Status Messages and SMS
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4 Months Ago | 1 shares | By PRIYANK GOR # 175

ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

4 Months Ago | 13 shares | By susant rout # 472

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

5 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Leryc # 307

Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!

5 Months Ago | 3 shares | By sandy # 1666

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.

5 Months Ago | 5 shares | By P S # 269

Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman

5 Months Ago | 7 shares | By Raja Rajan # 7477

Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken

5 Months Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You'll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

5 Months Ago | 11 shares | By Shinde # 19

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,
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Slide Show begins.

5 Months Ago | 24 shares | By Gazal # 27

When an APPLE becomes red...
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It is ready to eat,

When a girl becomes 18 she is ready to..
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VOTE...!!

6 Months Ago | 5 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo





haath andar dalo,




aur


















bag se book nikal kar padho.

6 Months Ago | 10 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1

Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????
? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ?

7 Months Ago | 7 shares | By Rahul # 115

Going Late To Class, in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
'Hey SwEeTy!'
'CARRYY ON DONT STOP'...

7 Months Ago | 41 shares | By Harsh # 60

Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes

Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?

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