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11 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

11 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Shobhit # 71

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Vijay # 32

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Kapil # 50

Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Sanjay # 22

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy''s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Shubham # 37

Press down.


down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh


yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Varun # 68

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Sourabh # 85

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!!
Hurry

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vivek # 72

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 68

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2''rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Pramod # 64

there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Sachitendra # 117

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 92

Hi, I am an alien and I''m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Monika # 40

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+\+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 83

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there''s nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 115

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Aditi # 20

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rahul # 115

How about you sit on my lap and we''ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish # 53

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another: "I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy"s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Md # 54

(_,_)2 stay
('') Young
// +SEXY
(,))
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(_,_)DO
(,))
) '' (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))
) '' (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
('')''; OFTEN
// '';
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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 56

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kalika # 49

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 122

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Amar # 69

Which Part...
of a man''s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 46

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Naresh # 97

('')
('')
/ /
/ /
('')
)/ /
"o ('')
.'' )/ /
o""o ('')
( ''.'' )/ /
o""o ('') HELLO!
( ''.'' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1''s got a dirty mind!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 76

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

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