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9 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

9 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Shobhit # 71

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By Vijay # 32

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Kapil # 50

Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Sanjay # 22

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy''s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Shubham # 37

Press down.


down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh


yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Varun # 68

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Sourabh # 85

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!!
Hurry

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Pramod # 64

there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vivek # 72

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 68

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2''rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Sachitendra # 117

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 92

Hi, I am an alien and I''m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Monika # 40

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+\+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 83

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there''s nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 115

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Aditi # 20

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rahul # 115

How about you sit on my lap and we''ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish # 53

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another: "I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy"s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Md # 54

(_,_)2 stay
('') Young
// +SEXY
(,))
) '' (
(_,_)DO
(,))
) '' (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))
) '' (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
('')''; OFTEN
// '';
(,)) ''

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 56

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kalika # 49

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 122

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Amar # 69

Which Part...
of a man''s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 46

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Naresh # 97

('')
('')
/ /
/ /
('')
)/ /
"o ('')
.'' )/ /
o""o ('')
( ''.'' )/ /
o""o ('') HELLO!
( ''.'' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1''s got a dirty mind!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 76

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

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