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3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Agha # 108

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I''m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 89

A man said 2 his doctor ''everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection'' the doctor said ''That''s because u look like a cunt!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 15

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Monika # 39

Wat''s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins..

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 94

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 29

I''m popey the sailorman, I''m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I''m popey the sailor man, toet toet.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monika # 39

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U''re gonna b really sorry! I''m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 19

Santa: What''s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By [email protected] # 120

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected] # 120

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 56

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U''re gonna b really sorry! I''m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 62

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rajat # 17

Kiss''s r blown + kiss''s r wasted kiss''s rnt kiss''s unless they r tasted, kiss''s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 44

I''ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it''s a mistake?

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Preeti # 31

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 38

Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vivek # 71

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 59

Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Abhinav # 55

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kapil # 48

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranshu # 92

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 19

You don''t know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don''t know the meaning of most words.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 16

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! hav
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Monalisa # 72

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kankambari # 121

I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls

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