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3 Months Ago | 5 shares | By sharma # 41

Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam

3 Months Ago | 5 shares | By megha mehta # 7935

Jab "Wo" Andar Jayega to Dard Hoga

Par Tum Awaz Mat karna,,

Warna Sabko Pata Chal Jayega Ki

Aap "Injection" Se Darte ho...!!!

7 Months Ago | 8 shares | By sharma # 41

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

8 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..

Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!

One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Leryc # 307

Why do guys always have to say:
I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.
Isn't it nicer to say:
Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!

One Year Ago | 3 shares | By sandy # 1665

Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By JAYANT # 6

Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir aankh pe
Phir gaal pe

Aur phir naak pe


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KISS





Qadar MACHAR Tang Karty Hain na jab bijlee nahi hoti...!!

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

undino kafi darr lagta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kudna
uff
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas 20 RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By niraj thakur # 7523

Kissing is like real estate.


The most important thing is




location,
location,
n location! ?

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sandy # 1665

Q. Last but not least Secret of long life
A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By JAYANT # 6

Agr Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kary
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?

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Uski Achi Tarbiyat.


Bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. :-)

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By JAYANT # 6

Bite The Neck Gently,

Chew The Breast Softly,

Spread The Legs Slowly,

Suck The Juice Excitingly,

That Is The Way To Eat


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Tandoori Chicken! :-)

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By aman preet # 2359

Bazaar wali Nazuk si,
Office wali Naram Naram,
Mohallay wali Patli si,
Ghar wali Garma Garam,
Wese Aap kahan ki Roti pasand kartay ho??

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Leryc # 307

If there is one mistake in my whole life that i can't tolerate. It is when i have loved, though I knew it wouldn't be appreciated.

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