Jab DEKHU Toh DIL Karta PAKAD Lu; Jab Pakad Lu Toh DIL Karta DABA Du; Jab Daba Du Toh DIL Karta CHHUUS Lu; KYON Ki SaaL Mein EK Baar Jo Aata Hai'AAM'Ka MausSam
Jab "Wo" Andar Jayega to Dard HogaPar Tum Awaz Mat karna,,Warna Sabko Pata Chal Jayega Ki Aap "Injection" Se Darte ho...!!!
Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear
Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience..
Both r essential in life...So enjoy every girl Friend!!!!
Why do guys always have to say: I'm going to court you now for you to be my girl.Isn't it nicer to say: Just love me now and be my girl and I'll court you forever!
Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.
Pehle hath pePhir hont pePhir aankh pePhir gaal peAur phir naak pe?..?KISSQadar MACHAR Tang Karty Hain na jab bijlee nahi hoti...!!
undino kafi darr lagta thanachnaganakhelnakudnauffbahar janagilapan ka darrphir muje milabas 20 RS meMOBILE COVERab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!
Kissing is like real estate.The most important thing islocation,location,n location! ?
Q. Last but not least Secret of long life
A. Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night two legs
Bazaar wali Nazuk si,Office wali Naram Naram,Mohallay wali Patli si,Ghar wali Garma Garam,Wese Aap kahan ki Roti pasand kartay ho??
Bite The Neck Gently,Chew The Breast Softly,Spread The Legs Slowly,Suck The Juice Excitingly,That Is The Way To Eat...Tandoori Chicken! :-)
If there is one mistake in my whole life that i can't tolerate. It is when i have loved, though I knew it wouldn't be appreciated.
Agr Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam KaryTo Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?.....Uski Achi Tarbiyat.Bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. :-)
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