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8 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Shobhit # 71

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

One Year Ago | 4 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said

One Year Ago | 2 shares | By Vijay # 32

Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By manthan # 271

TC fined Ticketless girls

Chudidar girl was fined Rs100

Skirt girl Rs50

Mini skirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0
why?



u naughty




she had ticket...

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sam # 932

Dil Chahta Hai K Aaj
Aap Ko
Konay Main Le Ja Kar
Ek Danda Le Kar,
Aap Ki,


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GA




GAN




GAND




GANDH




GANDHI Ji
K Style Main
Photo Khenchon ;->

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kankambari # 121

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Sanjay # 22

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy''s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 64

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Md # 54

(_,_)2 stay
('') Young
// +SEXY
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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 56

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Amar # 69

Which Part...
of a man''s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Naresh # 97

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o""o ('')
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o""o ('') HELLO!
( ''.'' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1''s got a dirty mind!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 76

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.

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