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2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Shubham # 36

Press down.


down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh


yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Varun # 69

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vivek # 71

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 69

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2''rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Pramod # 64

there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 91

Hi, I am an alien and I''m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!

3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Sachitendra # 117

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Monika # 43

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+\+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 82

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there''s nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ashish # 53

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another: "I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy"s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kalika # 50

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 46

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

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