Naughty SMS - Page 7

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6 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Kapil # 48

Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 88

A man said 2 his doctor ''everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection'' the doctor said ''That''s because u look like a cunt!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 91

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Sourabh # 84

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!!
Hurry

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Monika # 43

Wat''s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins..

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 115

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rahul # 115

How about you sit on my lap and we''ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Aditi # 20

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rajat # 16

Kiss''s r blown + kiss''s r wasted kiss''s rnt kiss''s unless they r tasted, kiss''s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 122

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 33

Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kapil # 48

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

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