3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!
A man said 2 his doctor ''everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection'' the doctor said ''That''s because u look like a cunt!
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!!
Wat''s the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins..
There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..
How about you sit on my lap and we''ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
Kiss''s r blown + kiss''s r wasted kiss''s rnt kiss''s unless they r tasted, kiss''s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
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