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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachitendra # 117

sardar `s girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said
" Treat me like your wife" sardar picked up her clothes and started to wash them ............!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek # 84

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I''ve never been able to see the numbers

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek # 84

The old surd replied, "THAT''S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
WE WON AND TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 61

Sardar get frustrated of jokes made on him,
so he goes to his wife and says
Tel me joke in which i''m not involveed."
She smiles and says ..." I am pregnant

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 88

santa wrote the result of his reserch, "If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF"

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rishi # 62

What''s common between the sun & women''s underwear?
a) Both are hot
b) Both look better while going down
c) Both disappear by night.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monika # 40

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u n ur parents

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 101

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I''m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 29

Sardar g ne wife ko letter likha.........
is month''s salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hu...
Wiffe replie...ap ke 100 kiss mile, doodhwala 2 kiss mai man gaya ,,'' sir ko 7 deni padi, sabziwala 7 main nai mana 9 deni padi....'' kirane wala sirf kiss se nai mana, maakan malik, to roj 5 ya 6 le jata hai ap chinta na kare mere pass 35 padi hai . or jo yeh par raha hai uuse b 2-4 deni padegi.....baki sab thk hai .....!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 49

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 61

Museum Administrator: That''s a 500 year old statue u''ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harish # 28

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 101

SANTA : EK WARI MAIN CHOTA HUNDA SI, MAIN QUTAB MINAR TO GIR GAYA SI
BANTA": PHIR BACH GAYA SI K MAR GAYA SI
SANTA": PATA NAE ODON MAIN CHOTA HUNDA SI

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 67

Q: What''s the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become tasteless n shapeless later.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the (w)hole woman have more.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vivek # 72

1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT 5OTH FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR GI JUMPED FROM 50TH FLOOR
AT 35TH HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT 20TH HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT 3RD HE REALISE "OH sh*t" ,,, I AM BANTA

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Love # 24

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu''s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu''s skeleton when he was child

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 74

sardars son was filling application form. in form it was asked about mother tounge.son asked dad wat shld i write here?
dad says write VERY LONG.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

Theres a sparkle in your eye that only i see, and theres a place in your heart where only i wanna be

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 45

Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

Santa walks into a library & says,
"Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I''m sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shashank # 110

Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I''ve never been able to see the numbers

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pallavi # 103

santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP. frog jumped. he cuts another leg n say JUMP. .. it jumped. repets for 3ed leg. Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP, frog coudnt jump.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 66

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 45

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

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