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2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Agha # 109

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I''m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 17

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 28

I''m popey the sailorman, I''m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fuc***g nigger. I''m popey the sailor man, toet toet.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 19

Santa: What''s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Preeti # 31

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 46

I''ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it''s a mistake?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vivek # 71

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Abhinav # 54

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranshu # 92

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 19

You don''t know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don''t know the meaning of most words.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Kankambari # 121

I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 15

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! hav
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

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