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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 57

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart receives love. Who opens her legs receives happenis

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Q: Why women wear bra & panty with flowers printed on them?
A: To pay tribute to men who got burried at these 2 places.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

A survey by Cosmo states that women who sleep on their side are sensitive, on stomach are competent and on their back with legs in the air are very popular.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 129

Mr Elahi had 3 sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi, Brkat-e-Elahi, n Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his 4th son was born his wife decided to name him Bus-Kar-e-Eelahi

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 35

Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey?
A: Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moja hi moja.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 88

Breaking News: Coke''ll launch a new soft drink in the world market soon, that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 82

Viagra now available in eye drops, you don''t get an erection but you look hard!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Agha # 108

A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted - Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX Baar-baar, Hazaar bar...... Lagataar....!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 66

Q: What did one ant say to the other while climbing up Prince Charles'' leg?
A: Meet you at the royal ball.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 99

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck,
if its erect but soft it needs good suck,
if its neither hard nor erect, it needs good luck!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Abhishek # 84

Q: What''s the difference between a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?
A: One is trying to die and the other one is dying to try.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 64

What do u usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: Mera Kachha Kithe Hai!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Love # 24

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhay # 89

Taking a clue from recent budget, a call girl now charges extra for ANAL entry. She calls it ''Turnover'' tax.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 42

If you assume you may make an ASS out of U and ME, but if you don''t assume, nothing gets done.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 57

Lightest muscle is a man''s PENIS. It can be raised by a woman''s TONGUE!
Strongest muscle is a man''s TONGUE! It can raise a woman''s LEGS!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 64

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke badd uski ma bolti hai "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 21

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Neeraj # 38

Can''t believe after all the shit they have been through they''re still together.
Who? Your bum cheeks!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Barun # 65

Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes?
A: Almost boobs
B: Barely there
C: Can do
D: Damn good
E: Enormous
and F for Fake.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Amar # 69

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Lokesh # 47

Feelin bored? Think of me.
Feelin sad? Call me.
Feelin lonely? See me.
Feelin horny? Use ur hand & njoy d art of messaging me.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 37

Karamchand to his secretary: Today u hv not worn up panties, y? Sec: U r a gr8 detective. How did u come 2 know this? KC: Today, I saw dandruff on your shoes!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

One day the penis tells the balls:
Tonight v r goin 4 a party!
The balls reply, U bloody fuckin liar, u always get inside while v r left outside!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 85

Nipple, Nipple don’t b far,
let me press u in my car,
up above the chest so high,
always milky never dry,
let me suck u don’t feel shy, in the bra u’ll die.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 57

A 95 yr old man sucks his 90 yr old wife''s breast for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something after expiry date.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sanjay # 22

3 Facts of Life
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pallavi # 103

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