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2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monika # 43

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U''re gonna b really sorry! I''m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 60

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 106

Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U''re gonna b really sorry! I''m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 56

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kankambari # 121

Ek Sardar doosrey Sardar sey bola:
"Bivi aur ghari mey kya faraq hey?"
doosra Sardar bola:
"Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigarti hai to "SHUROO'' ho jati hai"

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi # 100

"Wake up, son. It''s time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don''t want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don''t want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"
"Oh, that''s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you''re 52 years old. And for another, you''re the PRINCIPAL!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 61

Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Monalisa # 72

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Harsh # 60

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai

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