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3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Gaurav # 107

Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Abhinav # 56

Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex & mystery.
Winning essay: Oh my god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 83

After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring your penis. I used to have one just like it.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 45

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every1 ignores u, then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think: Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 35

New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monika # 40

Q: Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?
A: When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 109

Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns 2 vibrator I don''t know why you are fuckin shaking, she''s goin 2 eat me!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Priyanka # 73

Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?
A: They are useless without handle.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 78

Q: What do you call Afghan virgin?
A: Never Bin LaDen

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 83

If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck, if it’s erect but soft it needs good suck, if it’s neither hard nor erect, it needs Good luck!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kanishk # 25

When I was born I got the choice: a major dick or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 83

An old lady owned two dogs. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxidermist.
So u want them mounted?
No. Holding hands will do just fine.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 21

A Greek n Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women!

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Richa # 59

A gal tells her Doctor: I''ve got a bad discharge.
Dr: Drop ur knickers.
He fingers her & says how’s it feel?
Gal: Very nice, but the discharge is in my ear.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 23

Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shashank # 110

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so Fu*kin salty!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 56

Name the 5 great kings that have brought happiness in peoples lives?
DrinKING,
LicKING,
SucKING,
F*cKING,
W*nKING !

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 77

Man quits smoking because of will power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

A man meets a lady at a bar and says: Hi, what'' ur name?
She replies: Carman, coz I like cars & I like men, what''s urs?
Man: Beer cunt!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 104

As a man goes older, it is harder and harder for him to grow harder.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 56

Q: How do we know men invented maps?
A: Who else would turn an inch into a mile!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rishi # 62

Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss Snooker! CEO''s discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 88

Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can’t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 35

Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nakul # 93

Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 30

What''s the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 29

Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 49

Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam mein to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 69

Q: What''s the definition of a Menstrual Period?
A: A bloody waste of fu*kin time!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 21

Customer: Excuse me, but how can this tiny little hand bag cost so much?
Cashier: It`s made of foreskin madam, when u lick it, it becomes a suit case!

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