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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sucheta # 98

2- Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Pranshu # 91

Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey...
Jeeto: Kehri film si ?
Santa: Apne Shaadi di movie si !

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sucheta # 98

Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

1- Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Agha # 108

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 14

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vijay # 32

See what a spelling mistake can do...
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shobhit # 71

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can''t u read ''Parking for two wheelers only''

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Richa # 59

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can''t u read ''Parking for two wheelers only''

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Sujit # 74

Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si?
Sant: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke akh bach gayi.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 18

See what a spelling mistake can do...
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Harsh # 60

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

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