One Liners SMS

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One Liners SMS
7 Months Ago | 8 shares | By Shobhit # 71

One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

One Liners SMS
7 Months Ago | 13 shares | By Rahul # 87

Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.

One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 8 shares | By Shiva # 6077

Read this fast.

Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee

OK,

Congrats.

You are selected to work in the 'Railway Platform'

One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 5 shares | By R.J. # 469

The Best Punishment To A Boy -

Give Him A Mobile Vith Lots of Balance And Girl's Phone Numbers,
And Leave Him At A Place Vhere There Is No Network...

One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Bhavna Sharma # 128

The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students-
A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!!

One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 8 shares | By Pramod # 64

Very painful feeling in the world..
Being truly in love with someone & still being single….

One Liners SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By VISHAL KALRA # 1791

May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.

One Liners SMS
2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By as # 499

Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer?
Banta: JUSBEER SINGH.

One Liners SMS
2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Varun # 63

No matter what, no matter where, it's always home, if love is there.

One Liners SMS
2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ravi # 100

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!

One Liners SMS
3 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Rishi # 62

A Classy thought
Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type but never send.

One Liners SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 122

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

One Liners SMS
3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By AJNABI RANA # 142

wah re khuda tery khudai
kisi ko 1 nhi
kisi ko 2,2 lugai

One Liners SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aji # 148

Galiloeo:- Great Mind, Einstein:- Genius Mind, Newton:- Extraordinary Mind Me:- MasterMind, YOU:- Never Mind!

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