One Liners SMS

One Liners Status Messages and SMS
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One Liners SMS
17 Days Ago | 1 shares | By Deepak # 108

Why don''t men often show their true feelings?
Because they don''t have any. 1

One Liners SMS
17 Days Ago | 8 shares | By Shobhit # 69

One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

One Liners SMS
17 Days Ago | 13 shares | By Rahul # 80

Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.

One Liners SMS
4 Months Ago | 1 shares | By Vikas # 85

A threelegged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I''m looking for the man who shot my paw."

One Liners SMS
6 Months Ago | 8 shares | By Shiva # 6082

Read this fast.

Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee

OK,

Congrats.

You are selected to work in the 'Railway Platform'

One Liners SMS
9 Months Ago | 5 shares | By R.J. # 469

The Best Punishment To A Boy -

Give Him A Mobile Vith Lots of Balance And Girl's Phone Numbers,
And Leave Him At A Place Vhere There Is No Network...

One Liners SMS
9 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Bhavna Sharma # 128

The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students-
A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!!

One Liners SMS
10 Months Ago | 1 shares | By VISHAL KALRA # 1793

life without wife like car without engine.

One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 8 shares | By Pramod # 66

Very painful feeling in the world..
Being truly in love with someone & still being single….

One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 4 shares | By Kankambari # 121

Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!ha ha ha

One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Sujit # 68

I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals

One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By VISHAL KALRA # 1793

May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.

One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 2 shares | By as # 499

Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer?
Banta: JUSBEER SINGH.

One Liners SMS
One Year Ago | 2 shares | By Varun # 70

No matter what, no matter where, it's always home, if love is there.

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