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6 Months Ago | 2 shares | By Deepak # 110

Why don''t men often show their true feelings?
Because they don''t have any. 1

6 Months Ago | 9 shares | By Pramod # 66

Very painful feeling in the world..
Being truly in love with someone & still being single….

One Year Ago | 8 shares | By Shobhit # 76

One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.

One Year Ago | 13 shares | By Rahul # 87

Life is not about the people who act true to your face‚
it’s about the people who remain true behind your back.

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Vikas # 83

A threelegged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I''m looking for the man who shot my paw."

2 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Shiva # 6076

Read this fast.

Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee

OK,

Congrats.

You are selected to work in the 'Railway Platform'

2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By R.J. # 470

The Best Punishment To A Boy -

Give Him A Mobile Vith Lots of Balance And Girl's Phone Numbers,
And Leave Him At A Place Vhere There Is No Network...

2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Bhavna Sharma # 129

The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students-
A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!!

2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By VISHAL KALRA # 1792

life without wife like car without engine.

2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Kankambari # 122

Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!ha ha ha

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Sujit # 79

I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By VISHAL KALRA # 1792

May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By as # 500

Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer?
Banta: JUSBEER SINGH.

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Varun # 59

No matter what, no matter where, it's always home, if love is there.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Ravi # 96

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!

4 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Rishi # 65

A Classy thought
Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type but never send.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 123

It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shiba # 78

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shobhit # 76

An indepth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I''d warn you immediately..

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vivek # 72

Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sanjay # 22

Why don''t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 116

heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Varun # 59

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubhdeep # 112

What''s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Reena # 32

There''s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There''s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monika # 35

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 116

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 63

If u r stressed, you''ll get pimples.. if u cry,u''ll get wrinkles.. So, y don''t u smile & get dimples?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aji # 149

Galiloeo:- Great Mind, Einstein:- Genius Mind, Newton:- Extraordinary Mind Me:- MasterMind, YOU:- Never Mind!

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By AJNABI RANA # 143

wah re khuda tery khudai
kisi ko 1 nhi
kisi ko 2,2 lugai

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