Pick Up Lines SMS and Status Messages

Har pal intezaar aapka karte hai

duniya mein, sab se jayaada pyar

aapse karte hai, aap pyar hi nahi

zindagi bhi ho meri, isi lye to aapse

milne ki fariyad baar baar karte

hain.

A girl never express her liking for a
boy
Thinking boy should express first ...
And
A boy never express with a fear of losing
her as a friend
That?s why some love stories end before it
starts...

Apki berukhi ko bhi rutba diya hamne,

Dosti ka har farz ada kiya hamne,

Mat socho ke hamne bhula diya aapko,

Aaj fir aapse pehle aapko yaad kiya hamne.

Boy:
Is Your Name Google?

Girl:
No! ... Why?

Boy:
'Cause U Got Everything I Am Searching 4

Thought of day...
'Badaam khaane se Akal itni nahi aati, Jitni Dhoka khaane se aati hai.
It's true ! Think.

Anjaan To Is Gam Se Koi Reh Nhi Sakta

Koi Sabr Karta Hai To Koi Seh Nhi Sakta

Mohabbat To Har Dil Ko Ho Jati Hai Lekin

Koi Izhar Karta Hai To Koi Keh Nhi sakta..

I was staring on my cellphone and wondering what is the best words to express how i feel but i couldnt find one because u have occupied my mind all the time...all that i know is, im thinking of you

Height Of Expressing...!!

Boy: Is Ur Eyes From McDonald..??

Girl: (With Mysterious Look, Asks) Why..?

...Boy: Because...I m Loving it..:)

Cutest Proposal
Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon
Girl : kyun?
Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

A Lady is a women who make a man behave like a gentalman.You'er such a lady to me.

Always
remember to be
happy because
you never know
who's falling in
love with your
smile.

* *Sirf Chehray Ki Udassi Sey Bhar Aaye Aansoo* *

* * Dill Ka Aalam Toh Abhi Aap Ney Dekha Hi Nahin* *

Hitler's Great Comment. . .

"Dont Compare
Yourself With
Anyone In This
World . .
If You Do . .
You R Insulting
Yourself"

When asked what forgiveness is,
a little girl gave this beautiful answer,
“Forgiveness is sweet scent that a flower gives when it is crushed. “

Pick Up Line -

I Heard
You Are Good In
Algebra . . . !!!
...
Can You Please
Replace My 'X'
Without Asking 'Y' ...

Definition of TIME…!
Slow…when you wait
Fast…when you are Afraid
Long…when you are Sad
Short…when you are happy
Endless..when you are at Pain
Never feel it…when you are Content
Deadly…when you are bored

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You know the Power company is looking for you

bcoz you're so electrifying.

Is your name WiFi?
Because I'm seeing a connection here!

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven''t we met before?

I''ve just moved you to the top of my ''to do'' list.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I''ve got the ship, you''ve got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

Honey, I''m new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

Were you arrested earlier? It''s gotta be illegal to look that good.

If you don''t wanna have kids with me, then why don''t we just practice?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

F l i r t y
P i c k u p
L i n e

There Must Be
Something Wrong
With My Eyes,
I Can't Take
Them Off You.(.^_^.)