You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
I think I can die happy now, coz I''ve just seen a piece of heaven.
If I want your opinion, I''ll give it to you.
If I could be anything, I''d love to be your bathwater.
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you''re results were negative.
Why''d they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you''ve never met and say, "Come on, we''re leaving."
Say, did we go to different schools together?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through a garden forever.
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I''M cute.
Right now I''m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I''ve forgotten this before.
Excuse me, but I DO think it''s time we met.
This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you''re too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
How was Heaven when you left it?
Remember: Don''t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
It''s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
Just because you''re smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Someday, we''ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you''re the best a man can get.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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