You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
Why''d they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
I think I can die happy now, coz I''ve just seen a piece of heaven.
If I want your opinion, I''ll give it to you.
Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you''ve never met and say, "Come on, we''re leaving."
If I could be anything, I''d love to be your bathwater.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you''re results were negative.
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I''M cute.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through a garden forever.
This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you''re too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
Excuse me, but I DO think it''s time we met.
Right now I''m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I''ve forgotten this before.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
Remember: Don''t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
It''s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Just because you''re smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Is your name Gillette? ...coz you''re the best a man can get.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.
Someday, we''ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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