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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 61

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 99

Why''d they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Divya # 66

I think I can die happy now, coz I''ve just seen a piece of heaven.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

If I want your opinion, I''ll give it to you.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 34

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you''ve never met and say, "Come on, we''re leaving."

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish # 53

If I could be anything, I''d love to be your bathwater.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 90

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you''re results were negative.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 26

Say, did we go to different schools together?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sanjay # 22

Excuse me, do you live around here often?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anju # 33

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I''M cute.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 49

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 49

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through a garden forever.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you''re too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 21

Excuse me, but I DO think it''s time we met.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 107

Right now I''m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I''ve forgotten this before.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 125

How was Heaven when you left it?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 54

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Richa # 59

Remember: Don''t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 42

Are we related? Do you want to be?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected] # 120

It''s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Naresh # 97

Just because you''re smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 63

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Agha # 108

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

Is your name Gillette? ...coz you''re the best a man can get.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 96

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 60

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nakul # 93

Someday, we''ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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