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2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

Common sense isn''t common

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Harish # 28

I don''t get even . . . . . I get odder

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harish # 28

Relax, its only Ones and Zeros

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Sana # 78

Does killing time damage eternity?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 125

Justice: A decision in your favor

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 54

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

Were you arrested earlier? It''s gotta be illegal to look that good.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rishi # 62

Darling, I''m new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 23

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 21

The older I get, the older old is

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 69

Excuse me. I''m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I''m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

Today''s subliminal message is . . .

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Love # 24

We do precision guesswork

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

Nothing succeeds like excess

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 18

Demons are a Ghouls best Friend

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 49

If it ain''t broke, fix it until it is

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 90

A feature is a bug with seniority

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

Familiarity breeds children

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 122

The best things in life aren''t things

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 45

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 104

Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 37

If it''s too loud, you''re too old

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 77

Strip mining prevents forest fires

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 76

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Jyotsana # 16

I don''t work here. I''m a consultant

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

Do witches run spell checkers?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shiba # 79

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 23

If it ain''t chocolate, it ain''t dessert

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 45

Do not disturb. Already disturbed

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 66

Do pilots take crash-courses?

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