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One Year Ago | 1 shares | By [email protected] # 120

Never miss a good chance to shut up

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Abhay # 87

Relation is when someone hurts u,u dnt hurt back..
When someone shouts at u,
u dont shout back,But
when someone needs u,
u always come back

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 105

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajat # 17

Exceptions always outnumber rules

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 118

I''m not getting older...I''m getting bitter

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 35

How can there be self-help groups?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 78

I''m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 109

If we quit voting will they all go away?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 63

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody''s there to appreciate it.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 77

I''m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 38

Have a nice day. . . somewhere else

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

I don''t suffer from stress. I''m a carrier

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 43

Insanity is my only means of relaxation

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 51

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

When all else fails manipulate the data

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 48

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 76

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 91

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 29

Constipated people don''t give a crap

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

How come night falls but day breaks?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vikas # 84

Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 105

All stressed out and no one to choke

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 26

Where there''s a will, I want to be in it

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected] # 120

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it''s hand grenades I throw

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 57

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 55

Is it time for your medication or mine?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 67

Adults are just kids who owe money

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 73

I may not be perfect, but I''m all I got

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

Victory is not the measure of the position where you are, rather than it is the amount of obstacles crossed by you to reach that position*.........*

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 41

When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so cute." Then u''ll feel fine... But dont make it a habit, cause liars go to hell!

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