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8 Months Ago | 1 shares | By manpreet@nextpage.co.in # 120

Never miss a good chance to shut up

2 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Abhay # 89

Relation is when someone hurts u,u dnt hurt back..
When someone shouts at u,
u dont shout back,But
when someone needs u,
u always come back

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 104

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajat # 17

Exceptions always outnumber rules

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 109

If we quit voting will they all go away?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 118

I''m not getting older...I''m getting bitter

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 35

How can there be self-help groups?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

I''m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 69

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody''s there to appreciate it.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 77

I''m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 34

Have a nice day. . . somewhere else

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

When all else fails manipulate the data

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

I don''t suffer from stress. I''m a carrier

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 44

Insanity is my only means of relaxation

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 52

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 96

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 50

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 74

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 26

Constipated people don''t give a crap

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

How come night falls but day breaks?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vikas # 80

Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 104

All stressed out and no one to choke

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 29

Where there''s a will, I want to be in it

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By manpreet@nextpage.co.in # 120

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it''s hand grenades I throw

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 76

I may not be perfect, but I''m all I got

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 57

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 56

Is it time for your medication or mine?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 64

Adults are just kids who owe money

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 42

When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so cute." Then u''ll feel fine... But dont make it a habit, cause liars go to hell!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

Victory is not the measure of the position where you are, rather than it is the amount of obstacles crossed by you to reach that position*.........*

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