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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 44

Insanity is my only means of relaxation

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

I don''t suffer from stress. I''m a carrier

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

You''re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 50

If it ain''t broke, fix it until it is

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pallavi # 103

Baicarumba...are those real?

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Shinde # 19

I''ve got the ship, you''ve got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 41

Are we related? Do you want to be?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 90

A feature is a bug with seniority

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Varun # 69

I''m a frog but if u kiss me I''ll turn into a prince

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kapil # 48

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 55

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

Familiarity breeds children

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 26

Is your name Summer? ''Cause you are as hot as hell.

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