Punjabi Jokes SMS

Punjabi Jokes Status Messages and SMS
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Punjabi Jokes SMS
6 Months Ago | 20 shares | By Monika # 44

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.

Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,

Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.

Punjabi Jokes SMS
6 Months Ago | 31 shares | By Vikas # 85

Mainu Yaar-yaar Karde Rahe,,,,,

Es Yaar Ne Sanu Rula Dita,......

Hora Ton Ki Umida Si,jad Yaar Ne Hi Bhula Dita,,,,

Mudke Dosti Nahi Karni Main,menu Yaar Ne Sayana Bana Dita.

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 14 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1budi mar gyi
ladies rone lagi-bebe tu kithe gyi
jithe na dhup na cha
na roti na sbzi
na bijli na pani
Snta bnte nu-yar dekhi budi kite Sade ghr ta ni chli gyi

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa ne punjabi kudi ka rishta apne
liye manga. Ladki ke baap ne usko khoob
maara. Maar khaa ke santa kapde
jhaadta hua bola, ?TO PHIR MAIN INKAAR
SAMJHOON

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife:tuade ghar nal0 ta mere meke wadia h
Tuade ghar ta bartan v m leke ai c
Husbnd:ta hi hr bartan te likheya hoya h"GURUDWARA SINGH SABHA"

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa 2 a girl: Aao Sohneo Saade dil de ander lang aao.
Girl: Jutti Utaran?
Santa: Na ji aive hi lang aao, appan kehda Akand Path rakhya.?

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 19 shares | By Ravi # 103

Oh Menu KeHndi Teri ZinDagI Nu Mai JannatBna Dau.
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Bnauni Kamli nu aje chaa V Ni AunDi.
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ConfiDeNce Ta DekHo. ajj kall dia kudian da..

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 26 shares | By Agha # 111

Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c

svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai

per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?

Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?

Snta: Mobile te sap wali

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Deep9009™ # 13

Doctor :- Tuhaadi patni sirf 24 ghante di mehmaan hai..

SANTA :- Koi gal nai Doctor sahib.. jithe 24 Saal kad le othe 24 ghante hor sahi..

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1 wari loki sante da muh kala kr k pind wich gali-2 ghuma rhe c
usdi wife khadi ro rahi c
Snta: kamli q roi jani an
ghar ja k cha bna,
do tan galliyan reh gayia

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Calr: Jnab mere ghr Agg lagi a, jaldi aao
Fireman-tusi pani pa k buja k dkho
Calr-Dekhia c pani pake v naibuji
Frmn-fer saleyo asi kehra fuka mar k bujani aa

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 4 shares | By Tarun Sachar # 7722

Father : ki hoya put, kyu royi jana, mainu das main v tere dosta varga ha

Son : ki dasa yarr, apni vali nu milan geya c, tere vali ne dekh leya, bahut kuteya yarr

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 10 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa: Preeto,

why do u luv a rose tht dies in a day,

but

don't luv me who dies for u everyday

Preeto:Haye ve Santeya!

Haye main marja!!

Kutteya,enni angreji=D

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

AALU Bhindi nu pyar krda c.
Ohne prpoze kita ta bhindi akad ich kendi tu tan MOTA ae,
mainu ni psand
Hun vkho aalu diyan girlfrnds
Aalu-Gobi
Aalu-gajar
Aalu-falian
Aalu-Shimlamirch
Aalu-matar
Aalu-methi
Aalu-paneer
Par bhindi di koi saheli ya dost ni.
Moral:-
jo akad kar janda,
oh kalla rah janda.

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