Punjabi Jokes SMS

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Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 20 shares | By Monika # 40

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,

Ae ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.

Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,

Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 31 shares | By Vikas # 80

Mainu Yaar-yaar Karde Rahe,,,,,

Es Yaar Ne Sanu Rula Dita,......

Hora Ton Ki Umida Si,jad Yaar Ne Hi Bhula Dita,,,,

Mudke Dosti Nahi Karni Main,menu Yaar Ne Sayana Bana Dita.

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa ne punjabi kudi ka rishta apne
liye manga. Ladki ke baap ne usko khoob
maara. Maar khaa ke santa kapde
jhaadta hua bola, ?TO PHIR MAIN INKAAR
SAMJHOON

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Wife:tuade ghar nal0 ta mere meke wadia h
Tuade ghar ta bartan v m leke ai c
Husbnd:ta hi hr bartan te likheya hoya h"GURUDWARA SINGH SABHA"

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa 2 a girl: Aao Sohneo Saade dil de ander lang aao.
Girl: Jutti Utaran?
Santa: Na ji aive hi lang aao, appan kehda Akand Path rakhya.?

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 19 shares | By Ravi # 100

Oh Menu KeHndi Teri ZinDagI Nu Mai JannatBna Dau.
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Bnauni Kamli nu aje chaa V Ni AunDi.
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ConfiDeNce Ta DekHo. ajj kall dia kudian da..

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 26 shares | By Agha # 108

Santa: Dr.saab tusi ta kende c

svere game khedn nal sehat thik rehndi hai

per mainu ta koi farq ni paya?

Dctr: Tusi keri game khedi c?

Snta: Mobile te sap wali

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 10 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Santa: Preeto,

why do u luv a rose tht dies in a day,

but

don't luv me who dies for u everyday

Preeto:Haye ve Santeya!

Haye main marja!!

Kutteya,enni angreji=D

Punjabi Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

AALU Bhindi nu pyar krda c.
Ohne prpoze kita ta bhindi akad ich kendi tu tan MOTA ae,
mainu ni psand
Hun vkho aalu diyan girlfrnds
Aalu-Gobi
Aalu-gajar
Aalu-falian
Aalu-Shimlamirch
Aalu-matar
Aalu-methi
Aalu-paneer
Par bhindi di koi saheli ya dost ni.
Moral:-
jo akad kar janda,
oh kalla rah janda.

Punjabi Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 10 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A child came back from school & said his father-Papa mainu aj school ch kutt pai.
Bap-O kyo?
Beta-Master ne pucheya 3*2=Main keha 6.
Bap-Theek ta hai.
Beta-Fer usne pucheya 2*3=?
Bap-HARAMDEA oh v 6 hi hunde ne.
Beta-Bus bappu Main v ta ehi line kahi c,saale ne rail bnati..

Punjabi Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teacher- Tum kal kyo nahi aye? Santa- Madam, ghar mein 1 jaruri kam tha. Teacher- o i c. Santa- Nai madam,sirf program hi bnya c. Oh i ni.................

Punjabi Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By Preeti # 31

Log

Mitran di pur zor farmysh te ek waari fer

Na zuban se

Na fone se

DIRECT

DIL SE

Nara awam da

Zardari bekaar da

Te jerra is msg nu roke o v odhe naal

da.

Punjabi Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 15 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Bullet vala activa vali nu:kade bullet chalaya?
Activa vali tez karke age chali gai Bullet vala fer brabar lya k puchda 'kade bullet chalaya?'
Age ja k bullet vale da accident ho gya Activa vali aa ke kehndi aaya maza?
Munda-"kanjariye tahin tan puchda c ki je chalaya tan dasde breakan kithe ne"

Punjabi Jokes SMS
4 Years Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

1din santa kele de chilke to tilk k dig pya.Uth k kapde jhad k tur pya.
Age fer kele da chilka pya si,
ta mathe te hath mar k kenda
"oho! hun fer digna pau".

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