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Punjabi Jokes Status Messages and SMS
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Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 10 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

A child came back from school & said his father-Papa mainu aj school ch kutt pai.
Bap-O kyo?
Beta-Master ne pucheya 3*2=Main keha 6.
Bap-Theek ta hai.
Beta-Fer usne pucheya 2*3=?
Bap-HARAMDEA oh v 6 hi hunde ne.
Beta-Bus bappu Main v ta ehi line kahi c,saale ne rail bnati..

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 7 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Teacher- Tum kal kyo nahi aye? Santa- Madam, ghar mein 1 jaruri kam tha. Teacher- o i c. Santa- Nai madam,sirf program hi bnya c. Oh i ni.................

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 3 shares | By Preeti # 31

Log

Mitran di pur zor farmysh te ek waari fer

Na zuban se

Na fone se

DIRECT

DIL SE

Nara awam da

Zardari bekaar da

Te jerra is msg nu roke o v odhe naal

da.

Punjabi Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Boy sees his x GF after 1 yr in market
Girl smiles...
Boy:Sadi jaan te bani hai tera hasa ho gya...
Girl:Tu hale kalla hi ghumda firda ae,sada kaka vi ho gya...

Punjabi Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 15 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Bullet vala activa vali nu:kade bullet chalaya?
Activa vali tez karke age chali gai Bullet vala fer brabar lya k puchda 'kade bullet chalaya?'
Age ja k bullet vale da accident ho gya Activa vali aa ke kehndi aaya maza?
Munda-"kanjariye tahin tan puchda c ki je chalaya tan dasde breakan kithe ne"

Punjabi Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

BANTA: TENU Aini kut KYO PYI..?
SANTA: KAL BRAAT ch BOLI GALT PEGI C..?
BANTA: KIDDAN...?
SANTA: "BAARI BRSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.??
Banta: Fir ta kut paini hi c.
Santa: Mainu ta sirf kut hi payi jehra nachiya c audda parso bhog hai;)

Punjabi Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Ranja aya Bulet chla k, Heer bethi jean pa k, Ranja ne chlaya gear pa k, heer digi nali ch ja k, Ranja utarya gogls lah k
FIR KI,Heer ne Ranja kutya lamma pa k

Punjabi Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 3 shares | By 8003511191 # 3

Banta to Santa-yar tu eh mobile new lia hai.
Snta-nhi apni girlfrd da chkya hai.
Bnta-kyu
Snta-yar oh jdo mildi si ehi kehndi si tu mera phone kyu nhi chkda.

Punjabi Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Raj # 41

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Punjabi Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Love # 157

Gurdware waleyaan ne eh elaan kita hai k gurdware wich 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, 500 de note nahi chadaye jange


kyonKi






GANDHI di tind te rumaal nahi hai.

Punjabi Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy

Papa:Hum Aaj Hi A/C Lagwa Ly Gay

Paindu Bacha: Abba Aj Bari Garmi Ay

Abba: Ja Kanjra Tind Karwa K Aa Tenu Hosh Aaway

Punjabi Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By shweta dhingra # 132

CONDUCTR: BEBE bus vichon kyu utar gi tu?
BEBE: A bus chalni ta hai ni,
CNDCTR: O KYU?
BEBE: aa dekh college de munde keh rahe ne bus vich koi PURJA ta hai ni.

Punjabi Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By shweta dhingra # 132

Chuhi chuhe se-Tu mere lyi jaan de sakda a?
Chuha-kade nhi?
chuhi-kyon?
chuha-:Ssadi maa nu put nhi labne tenu yaar bathere......

Punjabi Jokes SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sharma # 37

Bebe mar gayi.ladies ron lgiyaan.bebe kithe gayi,jithe na dhup na cha,na roti na sabzi,na bijli na pani..santa :yar dekh lagda budi saade ghar na gai hove..

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