Punjabi SMS

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7 Months Ago | 26 shares | By Sana # 74

Kudi waleya ne Munde nu puchheya:Tu non-veg khanda
Munda: han Sharab: han Smack: han Jua: haan
Sab kuch negtve hai kujh postive vi hai
Munda: Hanji HIV+

9 Months Ago | 69 shares | By Rahul # 17

Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.

9 Months Ago | 40 shares | By Rajat # 16

Husband: Raat nu main ek movie vekhi
Ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
Wife: Kehdi movie vekhi?
Husband: Apne viyah di ...

Punjabi SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By vtcaught # 617

How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?

Tell him "a joke Tuesday".

Punjabi SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 135

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

Punjabi SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By Yogesh Vats # 426

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its the ocean of love?.

Dive in its depth & go down.

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Chal hon bas V kr k dub k marna ee

Punjabi SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By sameer sidana # 867

Teacher 2 Santa-Jehday insaan nu sunda nahi, os nu English vich ki kehnday hai?
Santa- Jo marji keh lo g. ohnu kehda kuch sunan laga..!

Punjabi SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By Pratik Patel # 703

Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune

Punjabi SMS
One Year Ago | 1 shares | By harjeet singh # 363

Dukh Dard te mere mukadraan vich me shikhva karke ki karda
Jad jiyonaa aaya menu nahi,me maut vi mang ke ki karda
Jad ant judayiaan peniyaan si,tera sath vi mang ke ki karda
Tu pyaar di kashti vi daub chali,me tar ke karda te ki karda
Jad tu hi uthru pujhne nahi,me akhiyaan bhar ke ki karda
Aithe lakhaan majnu fired ne,me mirja ban ke ki karda

Punjabi SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya

Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

Punjabi SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By tetu # 678

American: Any gr8 man born in dis village?

Sardar: No, only small babies!

Punjabi SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By harjeet singh # 363

,mere hath vich uhde na di 1 adhuri reet hai,jisma vich duri hai ruh ta ruh de najdik hai,apni
tha te me vi theek ha apni thave oh vi theek hai ki hun ta alade jakhma nu hai seena aaya
hai,bin hoka naal jehar judai peena aaya hai,suneya hai loki kehnde ne dono mar javange par
oh ki janan hun ta saanu jeena aaya hai

Punjabi SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By Radhey Shyam Verma # 218

Oh aunde-aunde murh gaye saadi zindagi cho,
Din teeyain warge tur gaye saadi zindagi cho.
Khawab sunehari rakhe c bade sambh assi,
Sab hanju ban k veh gaye saadi zindagi cho.
Haalatan de ambar aaisi dhupp chamki,
Oh kacche rang wangu udd gaye saadi zindagi cho.
Shikwa na us rabb utte sab kuch us ne ditta ae,
Bus ohi kalle thurr gaye saadi zindagi cho...........
Bus ohi kalle thurr gaye saadi zindagi cho...........

Punjabi SMS
One Year Ago | 0 shares | By Jassi Dhillon # 167

O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
kisey da dil na torna,

Mgar sms karrna na chadna

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