Riddles SMS and Status Messages - Page 4

wo kya cheej hai jo:- saal me 1 bar,mahine me 2bar,hafte me 4 bar aur din me 6 bar aati hai.

4I4 |4\ 4/| !4 ["4""4 ["4""4 | 4 \4/ | 4! """4] "4""4] YOU.(Press : Edit and delete all 4 to understand thisSMS)

Ek___ ladki bajar me ___ lene gayi aur ek __ aurat se takrakar uski sari ___ gir gayee.

Is 4 khali jagah mein ek hi word aayega.
socho aur batao...(challenge)

Q.What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A.Fire.

YA13T IW nA22A
A13T IW Jib

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read it in a mirror…!!

Hi Had Ur Dinner?
Den Go 2 Bed Fast
Because Something Is Waiting 4 U
Do U Know What Is That..?

boy and girl going in bus larki bus sa utri aur apna number diya
''2472742''.larka na name poucha to larki bole number ma he name hai guess her name

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.

If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?

The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

Mathematics Logic

Multiply ur cell's last no. by 2 then add 5 to it
Then multiply it to 50
then add ur age + 365 to it and subtract 615 from it
Surprise
First two digit's r ur cells last 2 digits and last 2 digits is ur age.

Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It's A Challenge...
Reply The Answer.

IF INTIE CAN TIE A TIE AND UNTIE A TIE, THEN Y CNT I TIE A TIE AND UNTIE A TIE JUST LIKE INTIE CAN TIE A TIE AND UNTIE A TIE!

Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa

whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up?
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oH Its RAIN...!

GN Hai Smart bohat
Woh
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Message Jo
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PAGALwoh
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Confused?
Ab Niche se uppar padho.

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Got confused?
Be smart then…………
Just turn ur cell upside down

Its a 7 letter word.
If u eat u wil die.
Its above god.
Its below water.
Its impossible 4 us.
Its imp than Love n Frdship...
so whs it?

Its a 9 letter word.
If u hv 234 u can 1234.
89 is exact time n location.
If u hv 689 u can play.
If 6789 fails u wil die.
So if ur genius den ans it

Dislove,islove, thelove,bestlove, waylove,2love, saylove,datlove, ilove,reallylove, mislove,uLuv, soLuv,muchLuv. My friend Now read it again wthout love.

If u love some one then arrange these letters in 4 words ''YROSIFYMLISUE''if u dnt find it means u dont knw how to love a person..
RACK UR BRAINS.

Describe me in 1 word using the first letter of ur name. This is fun.Send to everyone & see what they say,Do reply to me 1st..I m waitin 4r ur ans???