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One Year Ago | 2 shares | By Chandan # 90

When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs........

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 41

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 30

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Monika # 35

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 125

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 49

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 113

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 41

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 15

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monika # 35

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 36

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 110

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 120

The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 39

Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anju # 40

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 91

Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 119

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mansi # 50

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raj # 44

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 33

It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shashank # 111

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 95

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Krishna # 102

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 87

What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 39

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 16

Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 46

Where are the first 6 up's ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Piyush # 26

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 80

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

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