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4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Love # 24

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 29

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 109

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nakul # 93

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 41

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 15

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhay # 87

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 72

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 95

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 36

What is the velocity of the darkness ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 50

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 30

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monika # 39

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 23

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 51

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 40

Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 36

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 43

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Monika # 39

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 69

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anju # 37

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 41

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shashank # 110

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prabhjot # 94

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 35

It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

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