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2 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Jagadish jagadish # 476

A sardar travelling in a train gets down in every station and buys ticket to next station guess why.....?
bcz, DOCTOR told him to avoid long journey...

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jagadish jagadish # 476

The smallest thing i know is I,
& the biggest thing i know is YOU,
the person whom i will never forget is you ,
i will alway think of
you,
miss you a lot.

2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jagadish jagadish # 476

I luv ur eyes,
i luv ur smile,
i cherish ur ways,
i adore ur style,
Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 76

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 29

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 129

Where are the first 6 up''s ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lerma Plata Penarand # 122

Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 27

What do the military do in a civil war ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhay # 87

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Love # 24

Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi # 102

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin # 118

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 55

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 68

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Agha # 108

It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 16

why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 43

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Yogeshman # 101

Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 36

What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 43

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bhawesh # 44

What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek # 82

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 49

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 62

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 19

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Cassandra Isabel Anc # 127

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saket # 16

What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

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