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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhay # 89

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 85

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 26

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

How do frogs die? They Ker-mit suicide.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shinde # 19

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 34

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 87

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 75

Since light travels faster than sound, isn''t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 78

What is the velocity of the darkness ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pranshu # 91

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Shinde # 19

Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Mansi # 51

When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lokesh # 47

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Yogeshman # 95

Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 54

The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 60

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 39

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 60

The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 115

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Krishna # 105

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 77

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 76

hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 78

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek # 84

How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vibhu # 30

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 99

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raj # 43

Nok nok.Who''s there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!

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