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4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 82

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 98

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

How do frogs die? They Ker-mit suicide.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 87

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 38

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 58

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Manish # 74

Since light travels faster than sound, isn''t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 106

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 63

How do frogs die? They Ker-mit suicide.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 75

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 75

What is the velocity of the darkness ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubhdeep # 112

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lokesh # 54

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Yogeshman # 103

Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 52

The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rana # 39

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 63

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 115

hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 70

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Agha # 108

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Krishna # 102

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 36

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 69

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 116

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 15

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Saket # 16

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 90

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Raj # 44

Nok nok.Who''s there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 70

hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 98

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

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