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4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 53

If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying?
If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 52

The fruit of silence is PRAYER
The fruit of prayer is FAITH
The fruit of faith is LOVE
The fruit of love is SERVICE
The fruit of service is PEACE

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 98

Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 53

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachitendra # 118

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 23

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 124

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 120

why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 34

Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Meenakshi # 127

It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 69

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 46

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 53

A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain everything in life...and

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sucheta # 97

Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 120

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vijay # 37

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 126

Where are the first 6 up's ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected] # 121

Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek # 81

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 79

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 68

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 55

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 55

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 106

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 30

Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 15

What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kanishk # 25

People are made to be Loved and Things r made to be Used.
The confusion is in the World because People are being Used and Things r being Loved.

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 14

When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 41

Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?

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