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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 50

If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying?
If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Md # 49

The fruit of silence is PRAYER
The fruit of prayer is FAITH
The fruit of faith is LOVE
The fruit of love is SERVICE
The fruit of service is PEACE

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 50

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 98

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinav # 55

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 23

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 123

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 62

How do frogs die? They Ker-mit suicide.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 105

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 69

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Meenakshi # 126

It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubhdeep # 111

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 50

A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain everything in life...and

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bimal Dhiman # 119

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vijay # 32

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhinit # 73

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Agha # 108

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected] # 120

Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 15

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Saket # 16

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 76

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 68

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 83

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 58

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anurag # 105

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 30

Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kanishk # 25

People are made to be Loved and Things r made to be Used.
The confusion is in the World because People are being Used and Things r being Loved.

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