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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 98

Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 51

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachitendra # 117

Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shubham # 36

Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 77

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 47

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sucheta # 97

Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 125

Where are the first 6 up's ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhishek # 82

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 58

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 15

What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 41

Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 14

When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 114

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 129

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 72

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Neeraj # 33

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nakul # 93

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachitendra # 117

What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nimish # 59

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 38

Why is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Prem # 38

The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anika # 77

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 129

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Amar # 63

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rishi # 65

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 51

What do the military do in a civil war ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 35

Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By [email protected] # 120

What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 95

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

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