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3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charan # 23

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepak # 44

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Deepshikha # 112

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Akshat # 41

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 72

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kalika # 50

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 51

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Monika # 43

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Anju # 35

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gazal # 28

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Aditi # 20

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !

3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 26

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

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