It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
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