Santa Banta SMS

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Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By aryan singh # 214

sardarji"s son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ........? sardar :- give him a glass of water!!

Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By atul sharma # 5715

Sardaro ki party chal rahi thi, DJ wala bola kab tak dj bajau,
party owner replied:tu 12 baje tak baja de uska baad to ye generator ki awaz pe hi nachte rhnge....

Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 4472

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai

Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By RAVI KANT # 135

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Santa Banta SMS
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sakshi sharma # 237

OH ji vadhaeeya ji vadhaeeya....chuare lutto ji chare lutto...tuanu ek pujabi munde kolu christmas di lakh lakh vadhaeee....!!!!!!!!

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pramod # 64

Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror?
Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft ht,
d mirror will not break till 99 ft.!

Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack 10!!

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sujit # 74

Vekho 19 tarik nu rangarang program
"UDD GE TOTE MITTRAN DE"
The CAT exam on 19 November,Sunday. LIVE n exclusive from 10.30am to 1pm at ur nearest CAT centre.

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Gaurav # 107

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor,
it caught fire and how will u escape?

Banta : its simple, I will stop my imagination!

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 88

ONE DAT A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA....

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 67

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Divya # 90

Banta ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 77

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 31

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u n ur parents

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 129

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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