Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta SMS and Messages, Santa Banta SMS Greetings
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Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 83

Santa: What''s difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 106

A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place where they did Apendix Operation to me? santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Charu # 21

Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Shubham # 37

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It''s for people who can''t swim!

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Preeti # 31

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rajiv Dhiman # 113

Banta: What''s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Vijay # 32

SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAISANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.KOOD JA!

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 18

MAN to santa: I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife. santa:WOW! that''s an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT EXCHANGE OFFER.

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 2 shares | By Bhavna Sharma # 128

Santa aur Banta k bich me fight ho rahi thi..
Banta- Saale main tere kapde phaad k tujhe nanga kar doonga!!
Santa- Dekh serious ladai me Romantic baat mat kar!!!!

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By dyna # 2857

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By sharma # 41

Santa found cigrate in daughter's room"o God she smoked?" Den found wine"o God she drink?" "Den he saw a boy,"thnk god! Toh ye sab iska hai.

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By JP # 1421

santa:tu kis din paida hua?
banta:itwar ko
santa:chal jhute, us din to chhuti hoti hai..!!

Santa Banta SMS
3 Years Ago | 1 shares | By manoj # 4320

santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha tha..., usne ek se pucha tha ki kyon le kar ghum rahe ho. to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai usi ka name chalta hai

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