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Nikalta Chand Sbko Pasand Hota He Dubta Suraj Kon Dekhta He Tut-ta Hua Tara Sabki Dua islie Puri Krta He Qki Use Tutne Ka Dard Malum Hota He

Ab to hasne Ka armaan hi rula deta H,
Jo b milta H dil Ko dukha deta H,
Waise b aisa kya H mujhme jo yaad kre duniya,
Waqt to achhe-achhon Ko bhula deta H..

Shayd fir se wo milne ki takdir mil jaye,
Jivan ka sabse hasin wo pal mil jaye
Chal YAR fir se bethe class ki last bench pe
Sayd vapis apne purane din mil jaye.

Dilse chahoge Tabi to dost Rhoge
Dost Hmesa ho to hr ada b sahoge
Ab Dosti nibhani he to sms to krne hoge
Aise kb tk mere hi sms padte Rhoge

"Dil hi Dil me Gam Sehna Sikh Liya.
"Ab Dard me b chup Rehna Sikh Liya.
"Nahi Chhalkti Aankhe ab kisi k Samne,"
in Aankho Ne b Akele me Bahna Sikh Liya.."

Scientists ne sabit kr dia h ki BANDER @ GADHE,SMS padte samay anguthe ka istemal krte h. Na! MUNNE NA! AB ungli mat lagao ,der ho chuki hai. RAKESH

HumTum:
Duniya Me 2 Type K Dost H.
Ek Dost PYARA
Hota H,
2sra BAHUT PYARA Hota H.
PYARE Dost Ne SMS Bheja H...Or
BAHUT PYARA DOST SMS PADH RAHA H."

Kehte Hain Ki Khubsurat logo ko Dekhne Se Insaan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jata Hai

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.Isiliye apko msg karke puch liya ,


Aapke Paas
"MERI TASVEER" To hai na?

To, The Nalayak Dost I miss u,
Abe oye,
I beg 2 say dat,I m ur gud frnd.I m lonely,wating 4 ur reply,so kndly grant me sms.
Thnk u.
YourBad brother:

Hum unki khushi ki dua mangte rahe,
Behad or bepnah mangte rahe.
Aaj wo khush hai kisi or ke sath,
Ab samjh aaya hum KHUDA se apne liye hi sazaa mangte rahe. .

Maangu bus use.
wo ibaadat mil jaye,
uske khazana se thodi si mohabbat mil jaye
Ya to sath mil jaye mujhe umra bhar ka,
ya uske dar pe marne ki ijazat mil jaye

Traffic Police:
Ap 180 Ki Speed
Se Q Ja Rahe Ho
GOLU :Ap logo Ne Hi to Side Wale
Board Pe Likha He
Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe KOI Apka Intezar Kar Rha He.

Aap milo na milo koi gam nahi sms karo yehbhi milne se kam nahi dosti me dhoka de who hum nahi ha meri dosti bhi krishana aur Radha se kam nahi.

DIL Bdal Na Dena SIM Ki Trha
MOHABAT Low N Krna BATTRY Ki Trha
PYAR Kam N Krna BALANCE Ki Trha
Hmesha Meri ZARURT Mehsus Krna CHARGER Ki Trha.

EK "CHUHA" THA


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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya... warna itna kuch likha tha aapki tarif main k pucho mat

Kuch pal jhelo shayad hum fir na mile,
Yaad kar lo shayd fir waqt na mile,
Chale jayege zindagi se itni door ki, Haqikat to kya shyad fir sapne me bhi na mile..

Bikhre Rishto Ko Koi Roop Dedo
Khilte Phoolo Ko Dhoop Dedo
Aapki Yaad Aayi Toh sms Kiya Humne
Aap Bhi Humari Yaad Aane Ka Koi Saboot Dedo

Uski yaad ne aaj phir rula diya,
kaisa hai wo chehra jisne ye sila diya,
do ghoot peene ka jisey tarika na tha,
uski yaado ne poori botal peena sikha diya..Gn.

"DAIRY MILK"_ _
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Ye apke liye qki
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Din hai suhanaa aaj pehli taarik hai.
Mitha hai khana aaj Pehli taarik h..

VO Thanda pani
Vo shampu ki mehak
Vo khusbuwala Sabun
Vo mehkta Deo
Vo soft Towel
Vo dhule kapde
kheir chodo
Tum kya jano
maza roz NAHANE ka.

Waqt gujar raha hai. Par sanse thami si hai ,muskara rahe hai hum, par aankhon me nami si hai, sath hamare ye jahan sara par jane kyon aapki kami si hai.

Indian Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:
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RULE 1

Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nahi

RULE 2

Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli baar mila hi nahi.

Dum tut gya mera..
ab chita b jala dena,
kafan na mile to apna chadar odha dena
Koi puche ki rog kya tha to
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nazre jhukakr Engineering ka Sylabus bata dena.

KYA GAM H KYA KHUSHI H MALUM NHI WO APNA H YA PARAYA MALUM NHI JISKE BINA 1 PAL NHI GUJARTA KAISE GUJREGI YE ZINDGI MALUM NHI ¤ I MISS YOU

Khush-naseeb ho aap, ki hum aap k Pyar ko itni shiddat se chahte h, varna hum wo shaksh hai,, jiske khwabo me bhi log APPOINTMENT se aate hai.

Mujhe in pattharo ka dar na hota
Agar shishe ka mera ghar na hota
Yakinan me b khelta pyar ki bazi

aye dosto.

Agar isme dil tutne ka darr na hota...!

Aapko pata He
Hello Kitna Pyara Word He.?

H=How r u.?
E=Everything All Right.?
L=Like To See U
L=Love To Hear U
O=Obviously Miss U
So Hello.....

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THANK GOD, all buttons are working.Sorry 2 disturb u

Dil AAPKI yaad me udas hai.
Kam se kam APSE baat ho
iski aas hai.

Jane kitne log Hamare pas hai. APKI yaade hi kuch khas hai.

Gum Na Karna Zindgi Me,
Kyu Ki Taqdir Badalti Rehti He,
Sheesha Wahi Rehta He,
Bas Tasweer Badalti Rehti H.