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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

A Sign Was Put On Highway
To Control The Traffic....

"Drive Carefully Nude Park
Ahead..! "
...
Traffic Automatically Slowed
Down. . .

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

The Biggest Seller Is
Cook-Books
N
The Second Is
Diet-Books -
...
How Not To Eat What
You've Just Learned To Cook.

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

I Don't Get The Saying
"If You Snooze, You Lose."

I Hit The Snooze Button
8 Times This Morning,
...And
I Woke Up Feeling Like A
Champion. . .

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Studies Say That

90% 0f Women
Don't Like Men In
Pink T-shirts . . .
IRONICALLY..
90% 0f Men In
Pink T-shirts
Don't Like Women. . .

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Best Review:

"Delhi Belly" Is A Good Movie
Don't Go With Family...

Movie Mein Already Bohat
"Maa Behan" Hyn

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Guess

The Minimum Area
With Maximum Number
0f Colour Paints. . . ? ? ?

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GIRLS FACE . .

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Jokes SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Boy To Girl : Will you marry me . . .?

(Girl remains silent...)

Boy : Plz speak something, I m
dying. . . !

Girl : I m thinking. . .

Boy : Now this is not a good time
to joke. .

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

* Ultimate *

My Feelings For You

No Words Can Describe,

Except For May Be

..

..

..

..

" G0 T0 HELL "

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Facebook Skype:

Now Married People Can
Cheat Via Skype
While Watering Their Crops
0n FarmVille ..

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

I Do Give The Waiters
A Good Tip

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But
They Never Seem To
Take 0r Appreciate
My Advice . .

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Win A BLACKBERRY,
A CAR,
0r
A HOUSE In DUBAI...
Use A Sharp 0bject To
Scratch Here

¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦
¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦

Please Do This Now. .

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

A Heart Touching Message

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"We Need
Six Months Vacation
Twice A Year.

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Dear Facebook,

Stop Being Like My
Parents
And
Suggesting People For Me
To Be Friends With. . . =P

Sincerely
Us ...

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

" C R U S H E S "

Would Be A Lot Less Fun . . .

If You Didn't Have

" B E S T - F R I E N D S"

To Talk About Them

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

I felt kinda sad
Sitting in a restaurant alone
Eating lunch,
Then
I saw a couple with 6 kids
And
I felt awesome

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Boredom Tip
(It works truly):
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.
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Go into a clothing store
&
Get into a changing room.
Wait a while,
Then shout,
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-

-

"THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER
IN HERE!!"

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Don't Make Me MAD
Then
Tell Me To CALM DOWN. . .
That's Like
STABBING Someone
And Asking Them Why
They're BLEEDING ...

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Jokes SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary..

1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month..

2nd Man: Exactly. . .

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

The fnuny tnihg abuot
tihs sms is taht
eevn tohugh all the
wrods are msesed up
you can sitll raed it ...

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

A Quiet Man,
Is A Thinking Man.

A Quiet Woman,
Is Usually
Mad.. =

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Funny Hindi SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.

Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo

Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah ;-)

Dedicated To All Nikam'mi And Kaam Chor

"Girls"

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Definition Of A Happy Couple :

HE Does What SHE Wants And

SHE Does What SHE Wants...;):-)

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

There Are Lessons
In Life That Cannot
Be Taught In School
That's Why
There Is
...
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F A C E B O O K .

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Best Definition 0f
S t u d y i n g
.

.
...
.

The Act 0f
Facebooking,
Eating
n
Watching T.V
With An 0pen Text Book
Nearby. . .

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Hindi Jokes SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

4 Rishte Be-naqaab Ho
Jaty Hyn

1- Burhapey Mein Aulaad

2- Museebat Mein Dost

3- Ghurbat Mein Biwi

Aur

4- Sales Na Hoon Tou
Manager ..

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

I Have Many
Proposals For Getting
RICH,

All I Need Is The Time
....

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.

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.

.
To Look At The Emails
In Spam Box . . .

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Jokes SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

In A Party A Handsome Guy Asked A Gal,"R U Going 2 Dance?"

She Felt So Happy & Said-"Yes"

& D Guy Said-"Dats Gud,So Can I Hav Ur Chair?" ;)

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Jokes SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

After An Accident, Driver Angrily:
I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let Me Go 1st.

Santa: I Also Started D Wipers & Said No, No, No..

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Hindi Jokes SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Wife: Kal Aap Ne Girlfriend K Saath Movie Dekhi..??

Husband: Kya Karein,
;
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...;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
Aaj Kal Ki Movie Biwi Bachon Ya Family Ke Saath Dekhne Laayakh Kaha Hai.;-)

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Funny SMS
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2

Wonder Why Axe Made A Deo With A Chocolate Smell In It..?? :/
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Now Only Fat Girls Are Coming Near To Me..!! ;)

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