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Funny SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."

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Funny Hindi SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Hi Kaise ho? Ghar Pariwar? Mata Pita Ji? Kaam kaaj? Makan gaadi? Tabiyat pani? Aqal dimag? Jab sab theek h to phir sms Q nahi karte

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Funny Hindi SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

If Reliance group launches a diaper,what will b d slogan? Ab kar lo susu chaddi me!! Dhirubhai ka sapna,har langot me diaper apna..

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Funny SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??

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Funny Hindi SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Log kehte h ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya h,Theek hi kehte h "FALTOO" kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate h.

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Funny Questions SMS
5 Years Ago | 2 shares | By neo prince # 291

What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..

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Funny SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"

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Funny SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.

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Funny Hindi SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo ke kapde...Yaha se Less,Waha se Less,Kabhi SleevLesstoKabhi BackLessaurKoi Ladka Ghur ke Dekhe to Bolti hai.."Oh, How Mannerless.

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Marriage Jokes SMS
4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By neo prince # 291

A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse

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Funny Hindi SMS
6 Years Ago | 1 shares | By neo prince # 291

Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.

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Funny SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

2 ways to suicide.1) QUICK DEATH:Take a BIG rope,tie it around ur neck & hang urself.2) SLOW DEATH:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl's neck to marry...!

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Funny SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED"

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Funny Hindi SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE,KOI DARD ME PITA HE,KOI GAM ME PITA HE,HAM TO IS LIYE PITE HE KYU KI...MANGO FRUITY 5 KA 2 MILATA HE…

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Funny Hindi SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Apne Teacherz Ki Bohat Respect KijiyeKyon KKyon K Is Duniya Mai Murghi K Elawa Wo Wahid Personality HainJo Ap Ko Anda De Sakti hain

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Funny Hindi SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Friends are like asian paints 'duniya badal de'. Girlfriends are like everest masale 'taste mein best'. Wife is like mosquito coil 'dhoond dhoond ke maare!'

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Funny Questions SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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Love SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Some pray to marry the girl they Love But My prayer will vary, I humbly pray that I Love the girl I marry..

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Love SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

A nice Line sAid by a Lover to one he Loves-You will AlwAys be the Answer,When somebody Asks me whAt i'm Thinking About..-Love yuv Sweetheart !!

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Love SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

The person whom u love the most breaks ur heart and leavesEven after years wen u see that person,ur heart misses a beat..Hard but TRUE..

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Love SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Love isn't how you forget, but how you forgive,Not how you listen, but how you understand,Not how you see, but how you feel,Not how you let go, But how you hoLd on!

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Broken Heart SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

" i wil remember her not as the one who broke my heart, but as the one who taught me how to love"

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Love SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

As i think in d past lots of things happen 2 me but there is only one thing that sticks n that if u who still loves me

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I Love You SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Did u ever cry for me? Did u ever smile thinking of me? Did u ever miss me? I did. Bcoz I LUV U. And will forever.

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Funny Questions SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Funny Hindi SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!

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Life SMS
7 Years Ago | 0 shares | By neo prince # 291

Lifeis jst like sea.we are moving without end.Nothing stays wid us.What remain is jst d memories of some people who touched us as waves...

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