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I bought a new printer because it was cheaper than ink refills. Now I'm wondering how long before new cars are cheaper than fuel.
Today is sorry saying day.. if I ever was angry with you or misbehaved, or hurt you, please just slap your self, it must be ur mistake, coz I an basically a nice guy
Why do people point at their wrist when they want to know the time? I don't point at my groin when I want to find out where the toilets are!!!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman but behind every satisfied woman, there is a tired man.
he can hold your hand like i do , he can kiss you like i do , he can hug you like i do , but he will never never love you like i do !
If you asked me if I love you as much as I did some years ago,I would have to say no. Mistakes have been made, lessons have been learned, I love you more now.
Sometimes u gotta run to see who runs after u. Sometimes u gotta talk quieter to see who's listening. Sometimes u make a mistake to see who will help u fix it.
the toilet paper wrapping says 100% recycled...lets all take a moment to think about this for a second
Girl's Status msg on Facebook:'Feeling Sad' - 1702 comments.
Guy's Status msg:'Goin 2 commit Suicide'
1 Comment - "Dude Whos gonna use ur bike now
Smartest thing Santa ever did...
He changed all his passwords to 'incorrect'...
So whenever he forgets, the computer will remind him,"Your password is ... incorrect"