reian jain SMS Collection - Page 5
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BOY-ek ladki ko rose dete hue kaha YE RISTA KYA
BOY-to Is pyar ko kya naam du?
GIRL- EK hazaro me meri behna hai
Kehte hein waqt se pehle or Qismat k bina kisi ko kuch nahi milta…
. . . . ~AFSOS~ . . . .
Mere paas waqt nahi or larkio k paas Qismat nahi…
|After writing English Exam|
Boy1 : How was the Paper?
Boy2 : It was easy except question no. 5. It confused me.
Boy2 : What was it saying ?
Boy1 : It was asking the past of 'Think' . I thought & thought & thought & finally end up with writing "Thunk"
A Punjabi couple went 2 UK.
They went 2 a hotel
Punjabi to waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I’m ill & cannot come 2 school,
there4 kindly grant me Tea for 2day.
Waiter brings tea.
Wife :Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay. Husband:Hally ty ma Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi
Life is triple “EEE”
“Yesterday is EXperience,
Today is EXperiment,
Tomorow is EXpectation”
“Use ur EXperience,
in ur EXperiments to
Achieve ur EXpectations”
And enjoy ur life. .
Husband kills his unfaithful wife,
while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping.
The weird thing was that d kid
didn't ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing.
Father: Is there something u want to ask me?
Kid: I just wonder y mom is always
standing behind ur back ??
Santa public toilet gaya to Diwar par likha tha.
"Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur
Tu yahan baitha hai.
Santa niche likh aaya..
"Bas tatti kar ke hum bhi nikal rahe hain"
No Matter How Bitter A Coffee Gets,
One Bite Of A Sweet Cookie Changes Everything...
Thanks For Being...
A Sweet Cookie Friend
In A Bitter Coffee World... :->
Happy Friendship Day
Taras Jaoge Tum Ek Din
Mahfile Wafa Ke Liye
Kisi Se Pyar Na Karna
Khuda Ke Liye
Jab Lagegi Ishq Ki Aadat
Tumhi Chune Jaoge Saza Ke Liye.......
Rishta hai janmon ka humara,
Bharose ka aur Pyaar bhara,
Chalo ise bandhe
Bhaiya Rakhi ke atut bandhno mein,
Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dearest Bro.
Near of far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!
Happy Raksha Bandhan
Dard bhari kahani
Garib ka beta:
Maa mene sapna dekha ke mera 1 pair
zameen par aur dusra aasman mein..
Maa: Is tarah ke sapne mat dekha kar,
ek hi chaddi hai wo bhi phat jayegi..
Kyon marte ho bewafa sanam k liye.???
Marna hai to maro hamare watan k liye,
Aise to do gajj zameen bhi nahi milegi dafan ke liye
Desh k liye maroge to hasinaye bhi
Dupatta utar degi kafan k liye…