manoj kumar SMS Collection

1dard Naaak Kahani....
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Dekhane K Liye Taiyar Ho Jaiye
1 Chhote Se Break K Baad.

Zindgi ki Shuruat 'S' Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!

Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.

Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.

Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.

Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.

Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.

Yun To Sadmo Mein Bhi Hans Leta Tha Main,
Aaj Kyu Bewajah Rone Laga Hun Main,
Barson Se Hatheliyan Khali Hi Rahi Meri,
Phir Aaj Kyu Lagaa Sab Khone Laga Hun Main.

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
Apni Ek Nayi DuniyaBasaayenge Hum;
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya BujhGaya;
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!

BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me
Arz Kia-
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Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
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Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
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Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi
Teri SaHeLi Hai.

Khushiya Jama Karte KarteUmar Gujar Gayi,
Par Khush Na Ho Sake.
Ek Din Ehsas Hua
Khush to Wo Log Hain.
Jo Khushiya doosro ko dete hai.

Bahut Thak Gya Hu
Din Bhar Teri Raah Dekhte 2
Ho Izazat To So Jau
Teri Yaado Ko Seene Se Laga Kar.

Rab Insan Ke Irade Aajmata Hai,
Khwabo Ki Chadar Aankho Se Hatata Hai,
Hr Rishte Ka Ehsaas Dil Me Rakhiyega,
Kyoki Ek Ehsaas Hi Hai
Jo Rishto Ko Bnata Hai.

Apki Wafa Hamesha Mujhpar Udhar Rahegi,
Meri Zindagi Apki Muskurahat Par Nisar Rahegi,
Diya H Apne Itna Pyar Mujhe,
Ki Mar Kar B Meri Zindgi Apki Karzdar Rahegi.

Doorian Bahut Hai Par Itna Smajh Lo,
Pass Rahkar Hi Koi Rishta Khas Nahi Hota,
Tum Dil Ke Pas Itne Ho Ki,
Dooriyon Ka Ehsaas Nahi Hota.