Nitin SMS Collection - Page 8

Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so as not to lose it.

You may only be one person to the world
But you may also be the world to one person.

Love stops the cooking to hug the child.

If I trim the spruce with shimmering angels And crocheted snowflakes,
Attend a myriad of holiday parties And sing in the choir’s cantata,
But do not focus on Christ, I have missed the point.

Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?
So he can Ho-Ho-Ho.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "

How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end youlose your house.

Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There''s a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I''ll tell you what''s worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"

Yo mama''s so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

Love is like pi -- natural, irrational, and very important.

The more I think about it, the more I realize there is nothing more artistic that to love others.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

A husband said to his wife ''Get your coat on love, it''s time to ge down the pub''. She replied ''But you NEVER take me out''. ''I''m not,'' said the husband, ''but I''m turning the heating off before I go.''

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.

What do men and toilets have in common?
They''re either vacant, engaged or full of crap!

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

When you find love, hold tight to it.

Love can find an entrance, not only into an open heart, but also into a heart well fortified, if watch be not well kept.

If it is once again one against forty-eight, then I am very sorry for the forty-eight.

I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

Last night a tear rolled out of my eyes ,I asked it "y did u come out ?it replied "there is someone so special in ur eyes that there is no space for me inside :

lifes not short its the longest bloody fing ull ever do!!!!

Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!

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(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying... (;) Angry... (:) Bored... (-)Proud... (o) Hungry... (,) Happy.. (?) Confused... (-.-)Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega... Good day Dear

Try 2 read this slowly:->
U r queue tea, loaf lee,
grey ate, horn nest, at track thief,
cheer fool, soup ear be, & u r my
most press yes frnd!!!!!!

Any color u like shows ur emotions, a little bit of ur character
and the qualities of itself. U can find by asking the favourite
color of ur friend what kind of a person he or she is.

Every familiar person is not a friend. Friends r those who share
their happiness and worries.